simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 4:54 PM
GOOD MORNING, DO YOUR AC. Also: https://images.plurk.com/7wT5mpPiAXaWUniy4wn7fm.png
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 4:54 PM
I literally fell asleep for 5 hours after work yesterday, myyyy baaaad.
asuka brain
@dragoon1940
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 4:56 PM
Rodimus: sure check it out
asuka brain
@dragoon1940
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 4:57 PM
drift and megatron from across the room: NO
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 4:57 PM
drift and megatron tripping over each other: NEWTON GEISZLER WE SAID ABSOLUTELY NOT
𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧.
@nereids
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 4:58 PM
the forbidden juice
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 4:58 PM
he just wants to touch it with his tongue
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 4:58 PM
just a little
𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳
@gaignun
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 5:01 PM
Newton doesn't die on a mission from a heroic death or in the midst of a fierce battle, he dies slurping up some of the forbidden juice that he knows not to drink.
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 5:01 PM
died doing what he loved, trying out deadly snacks
𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 ✨
@baleinette
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 5:17 PM
support his journey
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 5:18 PM
thank you thank you it's good to know great pals exist
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 5:18 PM
also im SO SORRY FOR THESE CRUSTY OLD TAGS
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 5:18 PM
forgive me etc etc
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 6:17 PM
𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨. 💀 𝑙𝑖𝑚 𝑈(𝑖), 𝑖→∞ ʀᴇʏɴ perilous gιggℓє мσηѕтєя don't forget AC!!!!!!!
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 6:18 PM
IT'LL SNEAK UP ON YOU AND BITE YOU ON THE ASSCHEEK
ʀᴇʏɴ
@blahblahRen
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 6:31 PM
Oh shit
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 6:50 PM
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:05 PM
also dont mind me tagging around the town meeting
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:05 PM
BELATEDLY
𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨.
@voicelog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:05 PM
yeyeye
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:05 PM
I'M SLOW AS MOLASSES
𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨.
@voicelog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:05 PM
watch me milk it
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:05 PM
YOU'RE MAKING ME SWEAT AND I ALREADY HAVE AC IN
𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨.
@voicelog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:05 PM
LMFLASKFJF
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:05 PM
𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨.
@voicelog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:07 PM
everything will be fine
𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨.
@voicelog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:07 PM
probably
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:08 PM
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:14 PM
ngl i'm just making ziggy a public menace on the town hall post
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:14 PM
like what is going on kakashi buddy
ms all sunday ｡
@hepburns
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:16 PM
ziggy
𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨.
@voicelog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:17 PM
he has an ugly face
𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨.
@voicelog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:17 PM
so he must hide it 24/7
𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨.
@voicelog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:17 PM
that's what
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:17 PM
dont get too excited kovacs she thinks you could use some social skill training yourself
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:17 PM
social skills 101
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:18 PM
maybe also the D.A.R.E program
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:18 PM
𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨. : ziggy expects only the coolest tentacle mustache
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:19 PM
0/10 otherwise
ms all sunday ｡
@hepburns
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:19 PM
please that's not news to him
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:19 PM
LMFAO
ms all sunday ｡
@hepburns
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:19 PM
but if he's going down, everyone else goes down with him
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:19 PM
ziggy has a small room for anti-drug campaigns like
ms all sunday ｡
@hepburns
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:19 PM
he'll be sure of that
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:19 PM
drugs are bad mmmkay
𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨.
@voicelog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:19 PM
tentacle mustache
𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨.
@voicelog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:19 PM
what would that even look like
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:19 PM
it's like, a room of 3
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:19 PM
kovacs and drift front row
ms all sunday ｡
@hepburns
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:20 PM
you mean kovacs who's smoking indoors in a crowded room of people?
ms all sunday ｡
@hepburns
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:20 PM
can't be him
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:20 PM
please anticipate ziggy hobbling over and taking the cigarette out of his mouth to put it out on the side of her leg splint
ms all sunday ｡
@hepburns
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:21 PM
hello????
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:21 PM
actually wait
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:21 PM
lemme just
ms all sunday ｡
@hepburns
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:21 PM
omg
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:22 PM
there
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:22 PM
done and done
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:22 PM
we all suffer on this ship
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:27 PM
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:28 PM
ah yes, bonding over shitty dads (cw they're talkin child neglect/abuse)
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:28 PM
Ziggy's dad is only mentioned in passing, buuuut he just straight-up abandoned his family, so that's nice.
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:30 PM
she's just bullying adults now
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:30 PM
law deserves it tho
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:38 PM
BULLYING ALL ADULTS
ᴡɪɴᴄʜᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪʟᴅ
@hiraeths
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:47 PM
ziggy, the resident adult bully
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:57 PM
DEFEATED AGAIN but at least she tried
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:57 PM
she's gonna just designate herself the "teenager who gets relegated to lectures" for her entire lifetime
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 7:57 PM
at least she got to bully kovacs out of a cigarette for .5 seconds tho
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 8:06 PM
critical methods of escape
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 8:06 PM
𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧. i forgot to mention she's in a dingy leg splint but just imagine her hobbling around like a goblin with a stacked plate
𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧.
@nereids
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 8:08 PM
the mental image is making me lose it
𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧.
@nereids
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 8:08 PM
slow limping: LET'S BOOK IT
asuka brain
@dragoon1940
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 9:48 PM
https://images.plurk.com/83cZfjqoXwJEPkIYEZ8Pc.png the story continues
ʀᴏᴄᴋ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ
@bretons
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 9:54 PM
https://images.plurk.com/2U58zISuwbV1vT4ca5IY8B.png
chaos
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 9:56 PM
ITS FINE
asuka brain
@dragoon1940
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 9:59 PM
p[ictures taken ten seconds before disaster
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 9:59 PM
SECONDS BEFORE DISASTER
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 9:59 PM
no but will it actually drop him dead if he touches his tongue to it
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 9:59 PM
i need to know for important reasons
ʀᴏᴄᴋ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ
@bretons
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:00 PM
NEWTHEW
asuka brain
@dragoon1940
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:00 PM
i mean it's basically concentrated high energy fuel that glows
asuka brain
@dragoon1940
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:00 PM
so
asuka brain
@dragoon1940
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:00 PM
probably not good for him
ʀᴏᴄᴋ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ
@bretons
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:01 PM
drift literally had a psa about this on his first day
gιggℓє мσηѕтєя
@etceteras
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:03 PM
I'm on hiatus bc family emergencies keep happening
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:03 PM
gιggℓє мσηѕтєя : OH OKAY!!! I just wanted to make sure, since I didn't see you on the hiatus page! Safe than sorry. ;u; Hope your emergencies alleviate!
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:04 PM
ʀᴏᴄᴋ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ : SO IN THEORY... he could just get sick and barf
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:04 PM
is what everyone is telling him
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:04 PM
obviously
ʀᴏᴄᴋ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ
@bretons
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:05 PM
no he's getting his stomach pumped and his organs taken out to be scrubbed
i stay silly :3
@gravenrose
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:05 PM
it's like drinking high octane jet fuel but worse
i stay silly :3
@gravenrose
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:06 PM
bc this stuff is probably mildly radioactive
ʀᴏᴄᴋ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ
@bretons
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:06 PM
we have the technology but should we bother
ʀᴏᴄᴋ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ
@bretons
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:07 PM
hey newt you realize radiation poisoning nulls pain killers
𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧.
@nereids
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:09 PM
but then he can be radioactive just like his idol godzilla
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:13 PM
WELL IN THAT CASE JUST
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:13 PM
DON'T LET HIM HAVE IT
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:13 PM
PLS AND THANK
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:13 PM
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:14 PM
that wasn't the emote i had been aiming for but
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:14 PM
it's what i'll stick with
𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧.
@nereids
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:14 PM
i mean
𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧.
@nereids
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:14 PM
that's one way of being radioactive i guess
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:14 PM
ALSO WHY ARE YOU DRINKING RADIOACTIVE DRINKS AROUND ORGANIC SQUISHY PEOPLE
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:14 PM
the forbidden x-man
simple dog
@simpledog
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:14 PM
GET IT OUTTA HERE
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:15 PM
penis-ray-guy
𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧.
@nereids
Fri, Jul 29, 2022 10:15 PM
DLKMWLFK
𝟷𝟹𝟺𝟹𝟺𝟶.
@derkins
Sat, Jul 30, 2022 3:24 PM
someone knocks into rod and he spills his drink and suddenly the whole station gotta be closed down, quarantined
simple dog
@simpledog
Sat, Jul 30, 2022 9:24 PM
RADIATION PARTYYYY
simple dog
@simpledog
Sat, Jul 30, 2022 9:24 PM
continuing my tagging voyage with something a little more depressy
simple dog
@simpledog
Sat, Jul 30, 2022 9:25 PM
newton absolutely ties a lot of his worth to what he's capable of contributing to a situation, especially during and post-Kaiju War
simple dog
@simpledog
Sat, Jul 30, 2022 9:25 PM
but now especially after precursors :|b
simple dog
@simpledog
Sat, Jul 30, 2022 9:35 PM
old short bastard
simple dog
@simpledog
Sun, Jul 31, 2022 12:08 AM
rita and newt bein' cute
ms all sunday ｡
@hepburns
Sun, Jul 31, 2022 12:19 AM
simple dog
@simpledog
Sun, Jul 31, 2022 12:20 AM
MORE CUTE RITA AND NEWT
simple dog
@simpledog
Sun, Jul 31, 2022 12:20 AM
simple dog
@simpledog
Sun, Jul 31, 2022 12:20 AM
she's getting all of the positive traits out of him today LMFAO
ms all sunday ｡
@hepburns
Sun, Jul 31, 2022 12:23 AM
lmaoooo look at that cute
ms all sunday ｡
@hepburns
Sun, Jul 31, 2022 12:23 AM
wehh help i love them
simple dog
@simpledog
Sun, Jul 31, 2022 12:24 AM
just bein excitable about their jobs
ms all sunday ｡
@hepburns
Sun, Jul 31, 2022 12:25 AM
their passion
simple dog
@simpledog
Sun, Jul 31, 2022 12:27 AM
GOTTA BE PROUD OF YOUR HARD WORKS!!!
💀 𝑙𝑖𝑚 𝑈(𝑖), 𝑖→∞
@agentmaine
Sun, Jul 31, 2022 4:33 AM
belatedly i heeded your call my ac is done
simple dog
@simpledog
Sun, Jul 31, 2022 4:35 AM
VICTORIOUS
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