i'm not super happy with this one, it's way too long despite my efforts to shorten it, and i'm pretty sure a lot of people are already burnt out on the event stuff.....but i spent to long on it so just take it...
incidentally while i was looking for the source for this art i discovered that the artist has drawn SO MANY LEWDS including not one but TWO featuring Lusamine in varying state of undress on top of her frozen Pokemon collection. good for her
this climax is probably the funniest to me in Pokemon history because at this point Lusamine poses no threat to the world; the damage is already done and she just wants to be left alone to waste away in jellyfish hell but Lillie is like UGGGHHH MOOMMMMMM YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE THIS!! I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!!!! GET IN THE CAR
if he goes for the actual Lusamine she will probably flip out, while the narrator Lusamine will probably just be like Haha Yeah She Sucks I'll Drink To That
god though i gotta bring back out the gif from the anime where they DID let her throw hands with Ash Ketchum and she just slaps him across the world hang on
her thing with Guzma is SO FUNNY......she feels inklings of guilt about the child and animal abuse during her lucid moments but if anyone calls her out on Guzma she'll just be like "???? i didn't do anything wrong to him though?? not MY fault he didn't want the jellyfish to possess him, i gave him a sweet deal"
like he's an adult but it's absolutely the childhood trauma that makes him perfect henchman material for her...i think it's delightfully twisted how she rambles on and on about how no one is "beautiful enough" for her world but decides to take Guzma with her to jellyfish paradise
and when he realizes that the deal he took is completely fucked up actually and starts (justifiably) freaking out because a jellyfish tried to possess him it's just like the last straw for Lusamine and she's like ummmm die then 🙄
one time i saw someone claim without any detectable shred of irony that they thought it was canon that Lusamine was using Guzma for sex and THAT'S why liking her is Problematic and i was like here's your friendly reminder that this game is for children
i love takes like that because it's like ok here's a character who canonically abuses her children, is complicit in a LOT of unethical mad science, etc etc...and that's apparently not enough, they have to reach for MORE reasons for her to be Problematic 😭
god that one post was so funny though i think i have it saved somewhere because it made me laugh so much....i was like this CANNOT be a genuine post but i think it was????
FOR REAL......some other bizarre things i have heard people claim she did that absolutely did not happen in canon include: slipping Nihilego venom to Aether staff members (?), subjecting Lillie and Gladion to experimentation, stealing Lillie's Clefairy (???), purposefully wiping Mohn's memories (?!?!??!), the list goes on...
but i think "she used Guzma for sex" was probably the funniest.....i SWORE i saved it somewhere because i remember making fun of it on my old tumblr RP blog for her but i can't find it.....i did find this manga panel though
i'm a Lusamine scholar and not a Guzma scholar but i think it's funny if he looks at her and is kind of in that weird spot where he can't decide if she's a MILF or just a platonic mother figure to him while she looks at him and is basically like "heehee nice doggy"
MONSTER LUSAMINE IS DOPE
the protagonist: i am just s i am just sitting here