Do not smooch the Tiny God; she may eat your face. Literally.

My linefaced lieutenant will not eat your face but he will be Immensely Displeased by the development unless you're Pascal.

or, y'know, Pao-Lin in the D&G ship

I dunno. Malik might kiss Hubert just to see him sputter

I MEAN. You can absolutely kiss Hubert for the lulz.

It's Malik's job

ok, but, what if Ivan...

Saturn Is A Tea : it'd be electrifying

OKAY BUT MORE SERIOUSLY RE: PAO-LIN depending on the scenario she's either flustered and not sure what to do or she's sweetly casual about it

anyway here's a ranking of Hershey's Kiss flavors

All 14 Hershey's Kisses, Ranked