do you ever look at dup's "just go into a coma for a week" mechanic and be like damn i wish that were me

this cold is turning into post-viral bronchitis, as they always fucking do, and the sugarfree cough drops are not kind to my stomach AND..........my period came

absolutely

punts ur week

i'm gonna stack some naproxen and some daytime decongestant, idk if it'll do anything for the bronchitis but please god end my misery

What an awful pile up.

i was hopeful because last time i was sick i escaped the bronchitis

but i have the bubbles in my chest

optional coma when

Ouch, yeah, that is definitely an awful combo. Hope you're on the mend soon

my wife's friend just said to her "the universe is whipping me and i forgot the safe word" and i was like "TELL HER SAME"

asdlfkj

an extra pillow is helping a tiny bit...not a huge amount, but being more vertical helps and now i can do that comfortably

i can't go into a coma because my wife would be mad but i certainly can go to bed four hours early instead of doing rp paperwork or finishing the dishes

all of these things will be there in the morning

What a mood