brainstew
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brainstew
brainstew
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I ordered the plush!
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Marisol makes cranky noises when I hold her now. She's not happy with me for spending time with Sphynx, I believe.
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Grumpy mama cat.
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She's in the room with me now. She let me pet her.
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reading about a case where a kid kept stalking his ex and how the courts just gave him a twelve week suspended sentence. lolol the justice system is shit.
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he was caught under the girl's bed.
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ROBIN'S ACTRESS. I RECOGNIZE HER. letterkenny.
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watching the first episode of the boys
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ONTO EPISODE 2
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"going to teach me how to outrun cancer?"
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fucking lmao
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frenchie is outfit goals
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BUTCHER WAS AT GITMO?? yeah. that tracks.
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homelander sees the milkies.
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"YOU'RE LEAKING."
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the ugly ass homelander dolls.
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ASS BOMB
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the ass bomb is INSPIRED
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IT IS
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The Stranger Things guys are adapting The Talisman. 
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I don't want this.
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I'm very tired of 80's nostalgia.
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diminishing returns have reached the negatives guys
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try some new shit
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Free us.
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Maybe a fucking, I don't know, new series that isn't a list of references.
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OR IT PULLS FROM REALLY ODD SHIT.
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: LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT 'LMAO REMEMBER THE 80s, ZOOMERS WHO WEREN'T EVEN ALIVE THEN????'
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BUT IT KEEPS WORKING DJKLSJKLF
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: I'D TAKE AN ADAPTION OF IDK, SOME STUPID YA SERIES. BRING THOSE BACK.
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: I DUNKED PRETTY HARD ON THOSE BUT AT LEAST THEY WERE TRYING SOMETHING!!!! AT LEAST THERE WAS SOMETHING TO MAKE FUN OF
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i can't even enjoy being annoyed by nostalgia bcuz its just so fucking pervasive its just like how is the story serve by this fucking time period??
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actually. there is a weird ass alice in wonderland ya series that would be balls to the walls nuts if adapted by someone on the best cocaine.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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ONLY THE FINEST COCAINE
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THE MOST BESPOKE & ARTISNAL
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THE HOOKA SMOKING CATERPILLAR IS A HOT GOTH BOY.
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omfg
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i absolutely hate that but its definitely something i have not scene before i'll take it jdklsajkljkl
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like the author skipped over the obvious choice of the mad hatter being the hot goth and went right to fucking bonkers town.
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yeah i support this choice
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and eating people alive is a common threat in wonderland.
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i remember binge reading the whole series and screaming at alan over skype messages.
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hfkalsjfkljklgjkl amazing
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because it was so STUPID but also weird and i kept wondering how things would end.
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I MEAN... STUPID IS HONESTLY A GOOD PLACE TO START WITH A GREAT PIECE OF ENTERTAINMENT
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spoiler: the protagonist gets both love interests. she has a normal life with her human bf and then when she human life runs out, she goes to wonderland to fuck her caterpillar bf.
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the goodreads reviews were full of ANGER at the time.
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HOLY SHIT THAT OWNS
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THATS BOSS SHIT
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also the main girl was the granddaughter of the red queen??
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the red queen stole alice's life.
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like just WHAT A NICE HUMAN LIFE YOU HAVE. GONNA LIVE IT NOW.
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this sounds great honestly lmao
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it'd be fun to see adapted but as i said. the best cocaine.
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push the dark shit harder. like all the random cannibalism.
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i remember calling the series hot topic wonderland.
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the author did a book about the phantom of the opera that had some promise but sadly, it was dull as dirt.
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it was something like the phantom was an energy vampire and the lead and her love interest were the divided reincarnated soul of christine daae??
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checking right now. the phantom is an energy vampire. he knocked up his soulmate, christine daae, and the baby died.
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he tried to bring the baby back from the dead and christine left.
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MUCH LATER, rune, the protagonist, goes to a fancy school in france to sing opera. she meets thorn, the phantom's adopted son. they're the reincarnated soul of christine daae. they end up together right away.
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the phantom runs a rave that he uses to suck the energy out of people through music.
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he wants to use rune to bring back his daughter. by stealing rune's voice.
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'the phantom runs a rave' is a fucking wild sentence lmfao
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he also traps a whole ass school of kids with landmines.
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OH SHIT. reading reviews and i forgot the rampant anti-romani shit. rune is romani and oh BOY. she calls herself cursed and says she has tainted blood.
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NOW I REMEMBER WHY I GAVE UP ON IT
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OH DEAR.
OH DEAR.
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the wonderland books didn't have that shit. just your usual ableism that people can't help but cram into anything alice and wonderland related.