فك يو
sometimes i come across things in people's houses that confound me. for instance: 
فك يو
why is your toothbrush bluetooth-enabled, ma'am
Murder moogle
in case you forget to turn it off... I guess...?
Murder moogle
Alexa, turn off my toothbrush?
Jay
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technology omg
Murder moogle
lol, the author of that article has some Opinions
فك يو
tbh i'd find this useful
BethampHATamine
I have a smart toothbrush. It tracks my use and I get a $5 target gift card for every 50-day streak.
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I have an opinion, but it's about paying $200 for a normal electric toothbrush
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otoh, a toothbrush that can teach me how to not use too much pressure might help with my untreatably sensitive teeth
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one rough brushing and my teeth hurt for literally 3 days
Lady Stardust
if this had existed when I was a kid I might still have teeth
Lady Stardust
something that would remind me and give feedback would have made a big difference
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ooh, that cheaper one they linked has a light that tells you when you're pressing too hard
The State
I had TERRIBLE oral hygiene habits and my $200 bluetooth sonicare completely reformed them, so at least for me it was money well spent LOL
فك يو
i started flossing for the first time like. last year
فك يو
so i feel you all on awful oral hygiene
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I know I've used both sonicare and oral-b and I think I had an opinion on them but I'm no longer sure what it was
The State
yeah now when I go to the dentist, they're like, "great, your cavities haven't progressed at all since last year" lol
bluecanary
still holding out for that app that lets you brush ur teeth to catch pokemon tbh
bluecanary
dont give a fuck that its is for 7 year olds
on hiatus
Oh damn that would have been so useful, for me. My poor teeth have suffered