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Sphinx has been here a week and she's improved so much.
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She let me snuggle her.
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Like she snuggled to my side and let me lay my arm on her.
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also, my god, she follows me everywhere. i'm going to cry when she leaves.
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Work was absolutely nuts yesterday. A guy called in a huge order of 16 sandwiches. Then another dude called in an order of 7 large sandwiches and a pizza.
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THEN SOME FUCKING KAREN CAME IN, LOOKED AT OUR FULL GRILL, AND ORDERED THREE STEAK AND CHEESE AND GOT UPSET WHEN THEY WEREN'T DONE THREE MINUTES AFTER SHE ORDERED.
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Like the time is printed on the ticket, so when she started flipping out about waiting for a LONG TIME, I thought oh shit, we must be taking forever. I look at her ticket. Order time 12:07pm. I look at the clock and it's 12:10pm.
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I tell her give us ten minutes. The grill is full.
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She goes five minutes? Five minutes. And then goes to sit outside.
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When she returns we're in the middle of wrapping her sandwiches up and she's UPSET. She then asks "is this place owned by the same owner?"
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And I look to my manager and go ah. Well, the OWNERS are the Howland Brothers.
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The Karen was "SO THE SAME OWNER??"
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I asked her if something was the matter and she just said she just wanted to know.
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Then she left.
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My manager flipped her off.
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Lady, if you're going to call the store owner because you had to wait 13 minutes for three hot sandwiches, you're a jackass.
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The old owner of the store was this creep named John. He stared at titties whenever he could get away with it.
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Then after John as bought out, there was this shitty manager named Josh.
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Alan hated Josh with a passion. Josh let some real bullshit happen at that store.
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Like drug dealing.
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He also would spend more time talking than working.
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THEN JOSH WAS FIRED.
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aaaaaaaand he drunk himself to death.
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as a result of his firing.
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Josh also treated white women like precious angels, including the dried out racist, homophobe that worked morning shift.
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MAN I'M SO GLAD MY PRESENCE CHASED THAT HATEFUL HUSK OF A WOMAN OUT OF THE STORE.
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She treated Alan like shit and Alan, not wanting to cause trouble, kept his head down.
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Pearl. She fucked up all the time and refused to listen. She then screamed at me in front of customers when I asked her to please go get a package of bacon.
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So I told her if she's unhappy, she can always leave. She doesn't have to stay.
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SHE LEFT.
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And lost her job.
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WELL, MORE LIKE QUIT.
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She hated me.
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WHICH IS REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE SHE RECENTLY TRIED TO GET IT BACK.
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SHE ASKED THE MANAGER TO REHIRE HER.
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the manager declined.
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the old bitch was openly hateful. like she said the "queers need to find jesus."
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told off her own daughter at the register.
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god i really hope we don't end up with a bigot for a new hire. we have two cishets at the store and the rest of us are all queer and/or trans.
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WE GOT DYKES AND NOAH FLAT OUT HAS A SIGN THAT DECLARES HE'S A TRANS F*GGOT HANGING IN HIS HOUSE.
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he was so proud when he showed me. he painted it himself.
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OH OH AND NATASHA. SHE CONTACTED THE MANAGER TO ASK IF SHE CAN HAVE ME COME TESTIFY AT HER UPCOMING ASSAULT HEARING.
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I'M JUST
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SERIOUSLY??
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man, dean winchester plays racist piece of shit pretty well.
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the big difference between soldier boy and homelander though is homelander has charisma.
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soldier boy is just a fucking douche.
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because i like crossing the streams, wesker's va is a total fucking creep, so can capcom please replace him with anthony starr? he can also work as the face model.
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LIKE HE WOULD BE A PERFECT WESKER.
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he can use his real accent.
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I HATE WHEN YOUTUBE RECOMMENDS ME VIDEOS OF PET SERVALS.
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that is a wild animal!!!
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same with videos of pet tigers. WILD ANIMAL.
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poking at an old oc: oh, i think you're trans.
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sphinx really loves marisol's bed. i checked amazon to see how much one would be, so i can send sphinx back with one of her own.
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I found the exact model. It's $50.
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These cats have been beating this bed up since we got it. This $50 felted cat cave.
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CATS HAVE NO RESPECT.
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Back at home for a two hour break. Honestly? I like these split shifts.
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My legs need the rest.
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TOOK A NICE LITTLE NAP WITH SPHINX.
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husky voiced bartender with an undercut showed up and i dropped my spaghetti so hard.
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THE CURSE OF BEING A DYKE
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oh god someone just sent me this help
oh god someone just sent me this help
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sphynx and marisol met and poor sphynx.
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she was spooked.
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marisol is a big girl.
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have to be in work at 10am
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fucking hell.
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10am to 7:45pm
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i don't want this.