oh god, housemate just got home, I thought he was just watching MJ's 'Bad' video

no, no it's SO MUCH WORSE

he's watching the new Minions movie

at full volume

on his phone

/cranks the Emo's Not Dead playlist to drown it out

but as long as it's on there will probably be no tags, bc overload

what the fuck kind of awful gremlin creature is housemate

I have no idea

truly I don't

and now he's on hold with the bank maybe? IDK but the speaker phone hold music is killing me

wtf

apparently he was calling the bank about changing the due date for his girlfriend's credit card

like IDK if she asked him to or if he just butted in, but good on the rep for asking multiple times if she was available when he was evasive