[arknights] > Intimidating one-eyed bear-eared man with giant claws: Which one of you is the Doctor?
> Option 1: It's me
> Option 2: It's him/Sharp
> Option 3: Definitely ain't me.

goddammit the dialogue choices in this game make me laugh sometimes

i chose 'definitely ain't me' because Smartass Doctor is my favorite

"An excellent scholar of outstanding professionalism who understands the profits that Rhodes Island will see from working with me"

James: /glances back to where the Doctor can say "HELL yeah, getting promptly abducted by some bear asshole sounds like a blast" just a scene ago

....anyway, sweet talk me more, silverash

.......actually no, i kind of want to hook up with chester over there -

"you're just a weak bitch for suits, james" LISTEN THAT MAY BE SO

"Sir, I'm pretty sure we got a smartass playing dumb here" listen, gulo, sometimes you just have to fuck around