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Tried trading some extra rares, very rare, an uncommon, and a common for a chase card and the person declined.
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Which cool.
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But then they message me explaining why and it's like dude, please. Chill.
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It's neonmob, I don't need an essay on how you never trade down, even if it's cards you need.
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i'm petty today
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Sphinx has become very attached to me.
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She has a routine. She hides out under the sofa from like 11am to 7pm and then comes out, demanding all the attention in the world.
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Marisol and Maxie want to meet her so much but she still startles very easily.
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And she's MUCH smaller than them. Like I picked up Marisol today and realized how yoked my cat is.
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SHE HAS MUSCLE.
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Meanwhile, Sphinx is 5lbs of fluff and anger.
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Sphinx has emerged half an hour early.
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She hungers for kibble.
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oh god alan is really raging over the boys right now.
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see, i agree with him that the comics are wretched as fuck. full of racism and transphobia but also i've watched the show now and i liked the acting.
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it is the reverse mcu, i swear.
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took a garbage fucking book and made it better on the screen.
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meanwhile, the mcu ruined all of my favorite comics.
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like the show took out the gross shit.
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ADAPTIONS ARE STRANGE THINGS.
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all that aside, NEW EPISODE
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ENJOY ITS A JUICY ONE!!! also yeah every time i hear about the comics i'm like wow i'm never reading them LOL
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the show straight up roadhauls a murderous racist its got its head on straight LOL
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IT DOES.
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HE'S GONNA HARVEST HER WHAT
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HOMELANDER IS SO GROSS
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TRULY & SINCERELY THE WORST LOL
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poor frenchie.
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KIMIKO CONFIRMED BLORBO
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KIMIKO BLORBO OF THE YEAR
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AUGH LOL 
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I HATE IT.
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what's black and white and red all over
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WHAT
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that is super fucked up thing to do to a man.
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i want ashley to die my god.
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Ashley Dies A Painful and Humiliating Death Challenge
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I want to end Todd, too.
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i understand why monique left marvin but also really girl??? that guy??????? POOR MM!!!
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HE IS DOING HIS BEST I HOPE TODD GETS KILLED AT A HOMELANDER RALLY
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also lmao at Homelander just ranting nonsensically for 20mins ON THE NOSE BUT ALSO VERY IN CHARACTER JDKSALJDLK
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gonna love the fresh rage from the qanon veiwers as they realize once again the show hates them
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YEAH THEY'RE STILL REELING FROM LAST WEEK I'M SURE
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yeah
yeah
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GOT A THEORY. A BOYS THEORY.
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BUTCHER YOU CUNT
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YES TELL ME YOUR THEORY I WONDER IF WE HAVE THE SAME ONE
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ALSO FUCK YOU BUTCHER I'M SO MAD AT HIM I COULD SPIT
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I HOPE HE AND HOMELANDER KILL EACH OTHER SO EVERYONE ELSE CAN BE HAPPY
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GONNA WAIT FOR THE EPISODE TO END
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: 
OK!!
OK!!
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OKAY SO LIKE THAT REVEAL
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my theory is the egg came from crimson countess.
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OHHHH OK!! see i was gonna say it was fucking Stormfront jdklsjlkgdjkgjflkhjlkh
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and make him a Literal Motherfucker
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BUT CRIMSON COUNTESS IS GOOD ALSO!
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since they made a big point of solider boy saying he wanted kids with her and his expression.
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BUT OH MY FUCK THE STORMFRONT THING
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she did have Red Laser type powers! the flight made me think of stormfront tho. BUT I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT PART abt him saying he wanted kids with her
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BUT I'M STILL PRETTY CONVINCED ITS GONNA BE REVEALED THATS WHY 'LIBERTY' VANISHED & why she was So Upset that Homelander wasn't into being a nazi and is just a regular psycho djsklfjkldjgkl
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lkdjdkjg SHE FUCKED HER OWN SON.
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I MEAN HOW ELSE DO U ENSURE GOOD BREEDING AM I RITE
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AND HE CLEARLY WANTS TO FUCK MOMMY.
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HE SINCERELY WANTS TO FUCK MOMMY LOL. HE WANTS IT PRETTY BAD!!!
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HE GOT HIS WISH AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
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lolol the boys are gonna kill his dad and make him even more unhinged.
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L O L its gonna be the final nail in his sanity coffin i think he'll finally go off the rails WE AINT SEEN NOTHIN YET
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I FUCKED MY MOM & SHE WAS SO DISAPPOINTED IN ME SHE KILLED HERSELF
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ASKLDHA
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ABANDONED BY MY NAZI MOM, WHOM I HAD SEX WITH A LOT
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then butcher kills soldier boy.
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OHHH SHIT YEAH. butcher kills Daddy
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now its POSSIBLE soldier boy is lying but i don't think so?? i don't think he cares about homelander being his son at ALL i think he's using it to get close to him & kill him 
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LOL HIS OWN DAD TRYING TO KILL HIM
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HOMELANDER HITTIN A LOT OF HOME RUNS ATM
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LOVE TO SEE IT.
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also the fucking cow
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also i'm torn between the address being where Ryan is and an address to where a Wild Card new character, his biomom, lives. IF its not Ryan which i assumed it was
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THE COW OMG
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i kept waiting for him to drink from the teat thank god victoria arrived before that happened
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i feel like if it was Mommy he would've dropped everything and IMMEDIATELY gone to see her tho lmao
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yeah so it's probably ryan
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HE IS A MOMMAS BOY... MAYBE LITERALLY... LOOKS OVER MY GLASSES AT STORMFRONTS ROTTEN CORPSE
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has there been incest in the show yet
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actually no, which is why i thought maybe they were saving it LOL
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SAVING IT FOR A REALLY BIG FUCKED UP REVEAL
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WHICH I'M DOWN FOR
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SAME LMAO IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
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HEY HOMELANDER DID U ENJOY FUCKING YOUR NAZI MOM DUDE!!!
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I THINK HE'D JUST SNAP
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YEAH I THINK ITS GONNA BE HIS FULL NUTSO MOMENT
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LIKE FULLY UNHINGED
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LIKE WAIT THAT WAS MY MOM AND SHE'S DEAD NOW
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i've been thinking it since he kept trying to get her to wish him happy birthday (which he does say he doesn't know the actual day) and while it was PROBABLY just bcuz she was depressed he didn't want to be a nazi, IT COULD BE BCUZ SHE KNEW IT WASNT HIS BDAY BUT WASNT GONNA SAY LOL
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my nazi mother, whom i fucked, killed herself & one of our final interactions was her giving me a handy
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it wasn't even a good one she kept talking about nazi stuff
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also side theory: is annie gonna dose hughie with Actual V to save him!?!?!? SINCE BUTCHER ISNT GONNA FUCKING SAY WHAT THE TEMP V IS DOING
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IE FILLING THEM WITH AGGRESSIVE CANCER & DeSTROYING THEIR BRAINS
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I'M HOPING SHE DOES SOMETHING
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I WANNA SHANK BUTCHER
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we haven't been intro'd to a Healing Supe and Kimiko was able to re-up since she previously had powers... so i am theorizing since his body is 'used' to V and already selected a power, compound v might just make him a supe & heal him??? GD IT BUTCHER LOL
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AFTER ALL THAT HE STILL FUCKING CONTINUED TO BE A CUNT
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HE CAN'T HELP HIS ASS
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and yeah seeing kimiko get her powers back sets up hughie getting dosed with v.
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OK it wasn't just me then I FELT LIKE IT WAS DIRECT
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also she told homelander she wasn't afraid for him & while it could be that she busted him on camera threatening to murder him/that he's taking the temp v, i think its bcuz she knows she is gonna make him permanently more survivable
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FINALE GONNA BE WILD
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WHATEVER HAPPENS LOL
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holy SHIT YEAH
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SHE'S GONNA MAKE HUGHIE LESS SQUISHY
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YEAH THAT WAS MY READ ON IT
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esp after she saw the notes about temp v
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like oh shit he's LITERALLY going to die even if he stops taking it
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YEP
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and it does explain why he's been a little shitty lately because HE HAS SWISS CHEESE BRAIN NOW
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YEAH HIS BRAIN IS FUCKING MELTING
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and even w/his brain melting he realized 'wow what i'm doing is fucked up, forget this'
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so NO EXCUSE BUTCHER!!! YOU SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LIKE THIS IS VERY IN CHARACTER FOR BUTCHER IN THE COMIC.
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i feel like it is on the show too, i just hate it LOL
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he injected hughie with v without permission in the comics.
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omg
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butcher wtf
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YEAH
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gdi lol
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then hughie killed a dude and freaked out
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and like adopted the hamster that crawled of the dead guy's ass
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out of the dead guy's ass.
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omg djklsajfkldjgklj
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the boy's comic was a mess.
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yeah every time i hear about it i'm more & more grateful to the show for fixing it LOL
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same here
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rebel wilson is going to be in a fucking k-pop movie.
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no one asked for that.