The funniest thing about raising a puppy from a little tornado pompom of an animal is that the better they get at what you're teaching them, the more glaring everything they haven't learned becomes... even when that thing is at a point you would have KILLED for just a month ago.

Literal baby steps!

YEAH. He's like, challenging, because he's a baby and a living thing, and it starts to feel frustrating at times, and then I'm like. Oh my god. I remember when he knew nothing except biting and falling asleep.

Modern dogs only know fall asleep, bite, eat hot chip, and lie.

He is NOT allowed Hot Chip but he does do an excellent Down

However, Hot Chip would be a GREAT name for a dog.