Why does your character put up with mine?

give me something to read when I'm done yelling about teevee

she's got a cute butt

Because Henry's delicious and has the voice of a siren. It gets Venom all tingly.

Those thighs. And he's very handy in a fight.

(but they can put up with each other for extended periods, which is rare for either.)

As for the pirates, she's his family and he loves her very much, even if they give everyone else hell.

AAAAND the twins are twins.

bc he'll still sleep with her even after he's heard her do a rocko's episode with all the character voices.

and obviously the empress appreciates her counterpart being hot and evil

Sage⁉ : valid points all

arwingyoshi : Yeah okay that tracks

Moose : Super-practical, that's Cobb

againstme: Look, he would still have appreciated that even if he wasn't concussed at the time.

i know and that's romantic af

Well, sure the fighting is practical. The thighs are all for Cobb's personal enjoyment.

Moose : fair, fair