Pen Again
...right
Pen Again
comesailaway
izzy should get to kill him once, as a treat
Pen Again
lol
Pen Again
he better make it good then
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
it's fine. He'll be back. There's nothing to worry about
Taterthot
Pen Again enjoy this scathing critique of how transparent Ed's lie was
comesailaway
stede: https://images.plurk.com/1moHStAcMDDi4o3YmwYimY.jpg
Taterthot
แด›สœษชษดษข แด›wแด he thinks so highly of izzy he will be so disappointed that he's wrong here. coincidentally, he would like to talk to you about this timeshare
Pen Again
lol
Taterthot
"Gonna kill stede and assume his identity" "Pull the other one."
comesailaway
lucius: lol there's no way izzy thought that was gonna happen he's not stupid
izzy: https://images.plurk.com/46v49K1BMuifrIgJJr2sXj.jpg
Pen Again
lol omg
Exacerangutan
rofl
Pen Again
Izzy wanted to believe
Exacerangutan
Lucius, Lucius, dear, bear in mind that the plan would hinge on Blackbeard being able to do the impossible.
Taterthot
Listen. Lucius would believe Blackbeard could fly
Taterthot
before he believes that blackbeard can bash in stede bonnets face
Taterthot
It's like him hitting on a woman. It's so obviously not going to fucking happen.
Taterthot
He'd believe they were hiding a whole other person named Ed that he just hasn't met somehow, and that guy was meant to do it, before he'd buy that Blackbeard was gonna.
Exacerangutan
Oh, yeah, fair, it also hinges on the idea of Blackbeard being a heartless murder-monster with no qualms but the occasional silly flight of fancy. Izzy's other blind spot.
Taterthot
Fair. Izzy believing Ed will be disappointing but not shocking.
Exacerangutan
//gestures vaguely toward the Feynman statement on fooling people//
comesailaway
he just wanted to go home and wake up from this extended nightmare
Taterthot
Pen Again
lemme know when you guys get to a point of resolution or something, and I'll throw an Ed top level with him finally getting around to manning up telling Stede
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
can it be the one where he's lounging on deck? Or did you have other dieas
Pen Again
well, he intends to use returning the ring that Lucius stole and Clarke returned as a reason to come over and talk but sure, yeah, he can approach on the deck
Pen Again
I'm going to attempt to eat and then if inkdrop doesn't drive me bananas maybe tag
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Stede has things to give Ed too but the jade will have to wait
แด›สœษชษดษข แด›wแด
i am. terrified. to click this link
Pen Again
lol
Pen Again
I am laughing at the Captain and Skullduggery and Stede
Pen Again
you know, I am scared of Stede's plans
แด›สœษชษดษข แด›wแด
Play nice with stede, Ed says, with no idea that stede is planning to goad izzy into killing him
Pen Again
Ed hates you both T_T He wants a divorce
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
they're not even together u.u Stede is too busy playing pirate
Pen Again
He can divorce Izzy then
Pen Again
And just... unadopt Lucius
sage
you know what, stede using the resurrection mechanic to intimidate izzy is so fucking baller, 10/10 skulduggery will support this fully
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
but no if things work out Izzy might wish he were dead
Taterthot
UNADOPT. ;n;
Taterthot
First he gets dismissed by the narration for not being loyal enough, now this. Lucius truly is in hell.
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Stede thinks it's perfectly reasonable and healthy
Pen Again
Lucius, Ed could never unadopt you. It's like him saying he'd bash in Stede's face and assume his identity
Taterthot
Oh good.
แด›สœษชษดษข แด›wแด
Taterthot
comesailaway
so lying directly to izzy's face to momentarily appease him
แด›สœษชษดษข แด›wแด
that tracks
แด›สœษชษดษข แด›wแด
t b h
Pen Again
how's that guide to friendship working out for you now, Stede?
comesailaway
Pen Again
oh no why are you asking him the tough questions?
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
because he is tired of repeating this part of the dance
่ผ‰ๅ…ฅๆ–ฐ็š„ๅ›ž่ฆ†