[spoilers] Made a terrible mistake and watched The Eternals

I mean, I was already sick

The movie just kept GOING

It seriously could have been decent as a series but as a movie it failed on a lot of levels

There were so many main characters that none of them felt developed or fleshed out by the end

When one character has to verbally explain another's internal motivations, you have failed at writing

And Kingo narrated Sprite's motives TWICE in case we, the audience, missed it the first time I guess

Also, Sersi "can't transform 'biological' materials" ...except apparently changing trees into water and turning rocks into a flock of birds but...other than that

The main problem though was that there just wasn't enough time to care about anything that happened

And it appears the marvel universe has decided not to care about anything that happened in The Eternals either

oof