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@anonymous
偷偷說
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 12:51 PM
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六七歲的兒子：麵包放進烤箱會長大，冰淇淋放進烤箱會融化，那我放進烤箱會怎樣？
爸爸：會火化。
旁邊的我：
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Sun, Jun 12, 2022 12:51 PM
然而小孩沒聽懂火化是什麼
deer3735
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 12:51 PM
muffin9946
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 12:51 PM
crepe294
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 12:53 PM
lime4611
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 12:53 PM
爸爸真誠實
cafe9271
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 12:53 PM
panda7222
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 12:54 PM
yogurt4175
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 12:54 PM
救命 wwwwwwwww
hippo3557
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 12:57 PM
almond2315
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:00 PM
frog4140
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:00 PM
爸爸地獄梗
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Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:09 PM
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brandy8094
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:23 PM
pony2831
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:24 PM
otter6820
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:25 PM
爸爸沒說錯
nori1669
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:30 PM
panda3630
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:33 PM
wolf5604
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:33 PM
burger6767
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:39 PM
溫度應該不到能燒得起來所以只是碳化
wine2389
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:41 PM
prawn6498
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:42 PM
有押韻耶
toro3504
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:44 PM
steak3769
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:44 PM
human7651
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:45 PM
bagel3456
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:47 PM
wwwwwwww
falcon3762
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:52 PM
小孩是認真提問的嗎wwwww
snake9791
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:56 PM
fish8437
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 1:58 PM
爸爸wwwwww
pomelo6857
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:02 PM
toro8367
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:03 PM
把拔⋯
hotdog7936
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:05 PM
hawk1596
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:09 PM
這位把拔
bison713
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:10 PM
會糙灰搭
cobra5448
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:11 PM
笑瘋wwwwwww
alien1837
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:11 PM
plum2115
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:15 PM
honey9833
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:15 PM
爸爸
cat4649
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:16 PM
救命 好好笑
tea8970
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:17 PM
爸爸太地獄了
bunny5327
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:17 PM
yogurt2920
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:18 PM
nori645
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:20 PM
candy7422
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:22 PM
天真的年齡VS已經認清現實的年齡
笑哭wwwwwwwwww
toast3947
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:57 PM
fig6355
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:57 PM
gemini126
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 2:59 PM
star9682
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 3:01 PM
真的不能讓爸爸帶小孩wwwwwwwww
giant7372
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 3:43 PM
yogurt9137
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 3:43 PM
peach3296
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 3:44 PM
toast6535
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 3:46 PM
救命 (rofl) (rofl) (rofl)
麵包放進烤箱裡面會長大好可愛
rum9016
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 3:52 PM
yogurt3893
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 3:58 PM
爸爸喔！
lynx3954
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 4:12 PM
fly8367
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 4:31 PM
jujube1594
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 4:34 PM
(rofl) (rofl) (rofl)
kimchi4207
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 4:35 PM
pitaya1446
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 4:36 PM
omelet8485
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 4:37 PM
讓爸爸帶小孩就會變這樣（欸不是
mars5267
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 4:39 PM
noodle2336
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 4:40 PM
小孩不知火化，請爸爸好好教導何謂火化（○
tofu8180
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 4:47 PM
olive2542
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 4:58 PM
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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啊啊幹
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Sun, Jun 12, 2022 6:02 PM
爸爸帶娃
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omelet2965
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 7:43 PM
plum140
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pear977
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 10:50 PM
(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)
kimchi4524
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 10:59 PM
原本的答案應該是啥？
聽起來有點像腦筋急轉彎？
clam8749
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 11:11 PM
celery173
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 11:18 PM
bat2009
Sun, Jun 12, 2022 11:26 PM
也沒錯啦www
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Sun, Jun 12, 2022 11:33 PM
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Sun, Jun 12, 2022 11:58 PM
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nori2168
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 12:35 AM
kiwi7237
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 12:53 AM
爸爸會不會是下意識講，說完才想起來在帶小孩
miso2225
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 12:59 AM
eagle2200
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救命
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爸爸啊
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coral7274
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變薑餅人
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Mon, Jun 13, 2022 4:29 AM
ape2536
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 4:46 AM
litchi4343
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 4:59 AM
lime7699
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 5:45 AM
笑到崩潰
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Mon, Jun 13, 2022 6:01 AM
horse7506
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Mon, Jun 13, 2022 6:59 AM
pizza2562
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 7:15 AM
dwarf4964: 這句應該要改成“媽媽在後面很火大”才有押韻（ㄍ
waffle5482
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 7:32 AM
ibis7991
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 7:36 AM
爸爸忘記自己不是在網路上了嗎
peanut9007
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 7:53 AM
爸爸好壞
cashew3302
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 8:01 AM
rice3913
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 8:02 AM
爸爸帶小孩真的..
burger4267
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 8:19 AM
lamb8004
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 8:48 AM
不過放進去應該不能火化啦
finch5389
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 8:51 AM
nori9955
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 8:53 AM
會碳化
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Mon, Jun 13, 2022 9:28 AM
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Mon, Jun 13, 2022 2:43 PM
沒哭，心靈堅強
otter3062
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 3:18 PM
pitaya9319
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 3:45 PM
(爸爸)會(被媽媽)火化 沒顧好小孩的下場
yam2826
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 4:24 PM
爸爸wwwww笑爛wwww
bbq7864
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 6:01 PM
goose2501
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 7:19 PM
goji9884
說
Mon, Jun 13, 2022 7:21 PM
是會糙灰搭啦！
火化的溫度很高ㄟ這位把拔
ginger9511
Tue, Jun 14, 2022 12:02 AM
爸爸
pony3056
Tue, Jun 14, 2022 2:50 AM
天啊好喜歡
taurus3078
Tue, Jun 14, 2022 2:55 AM
爸爸
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Tue, Jun 14, 2022 4:15 AM
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Tue, Jun 14, 2022 4:30 AM
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Tue, Jun 14, 2022 5:22 AM
爸爸先不要
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Tue, Jun 14, 2022 5:23 AM
爸爸阿
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Tue, Jun 14, 2022 5:26 AM
brandy7468
Tue, Jun 14, 2022 8:00 AM
tofu5296
Tue, Jun 14, 2022 8:20 AM
snack5090
Tue, Jun 14, 2022 8:37 AM
居然有押韻欸
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Tue, Jun 14, 2022 9:17 AM
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Tue, Jun 14, 2022 12:09 PM
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Tue, Jun 14, 2022 12:14 PM
bunny9854
Tue, Jun 14, 2022 1:57 PM
笑瘋(rofl)(rofl)(rofl)爸爸啊wwww
pitaya4956
Tue, Jun 14, 2022 10:28 PM
cafe7774
Tue, Jun 14, 2022 10:52 PM
raisin8488
Wed, Jun 15, 2022 2:57 AM
焦化吧
pony2557
Wed, Jun 15, 2022 8:32 AM
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超好笑
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snack8460
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koala6735
Fri, Jun 17, 2022 12:09 AM
爸爸啊
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說
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(code_okok)
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要被把拔笑死
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