ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 4:45 AM
[jurassic]
aMucc on Twitter
 this is still. the funniest shit i've seen.
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 4:46 AM
this is how i felt with tros so like, i understand the pain cause i was so pumped for that shit too and it crushed me to have to totally write out a review that just laid it bare, but its still hysterical
StupidSexyVโš der
@komikbookgeek
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 4:52 AM
yep
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:03 AM
lmaoooo
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:03 AM
I want to see it because how bad can a Jurassic Park movie be???
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:04 AM
like did dinosaurs fuck shit up? did they play the Jurassic Park theme??
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:04 AM
that's it that's all I need
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:06 AM
i think what people mean is that the original movies kind of had heart and characters you care about and these movies dont, and what i hear even the dino shit isnt as cool
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:07 AM
like this is just what i'm reading from the reviews
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:07 AM
yeah tbh I didn't HATE the first Jurassic World but it wasn't near what the OG was
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:08 AM
i want to see it tho mostly cause they have the original cast in it but it sounds like even they weren't well utilized
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:08 AM
never saw Fallen Kingdom bc I don't care about Crisp Rat enough to prioritize
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:08 AM
its skippable tbh
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:08 AM
there's goofy stuff about cloning and then the dinos get out and are in the real world blah blah blah
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:10 AM
I'll watch it once it's streaming, we can do dino night
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:23 AM
yeah same
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:23 AM
it'll at least be fun to watch together and if its that bad we can tear it apart together lol
STORAAGCAPACITY
@icelightning
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:41 AM
oh no
STORAAGCAPACITY
@icelightning
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:41 AM
this poor man
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:48 AM
Yeah I bought a movie pack for like 15 bucks of every JP movie and Fallen Kingdom I watched once and was like nope
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:49 AM
But the one I've watched 75 times? and when I need a chill out when heading into a manic episode, Jurassic Park 1994 saw that shit in theaters with my dad opening weekend
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:50 AM
The Production Design holds up, the graphics hold up, the acting holds up, the story holds up, and two and tree are just fun with characters you care about.
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:50 AM
so my brother had a dinosaur phase and it was one of the movies that i watched with him like every time - and still watch it on tv or pop it on netflix
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:50 AM
To me best part of World was when T-Rex came out and was ready to whoop ass and it was our girl.
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:50 AM
the first jurassic world had some good moments like that
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:51 AM
It's funny but I feel like it didn't have enough blood?
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:51 AM
also i know people hate on katie mcgrath's death scene for being over the top but i kind of love it, and apparently she asked to have that LMAO
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:52 AM
like I don't want it graphic, but it felt like the ogs had just the right amount of blood and world didn't have any even though there were some A+ deaths in it.
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:52 AM
agreed!
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:52 AM
OMG I loved the getting lifted and chomped
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:52 AM
also the tension was more... palpable in the originals. like holy shit man
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:52 AM
YES when they are in the jeep and the mud
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:53 AM
or when they get stuck in the Avery,
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:53 AM
and the kitchen scene, younger me did not love that one
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:53 AM
because that shit terrified me
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:53 AM
Oh man the kitchen scene was A+
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:53 AM
Also when Lex is on the computer
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:53 AM
its my favorite now but i'd be like peeking from behind my hands LMAO
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:53 AM
and the raptors are trying to open the fucking door
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:54 AM
I was in 4th grade and was just like YES GIVE ME MORE
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:54 AM
augh yeah i think its time for a rewatch
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:54 AM
The lawyer
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:54 AM
chefs kiss
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:54 AM
When you gotta go you gotta go
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:54 AM
LMAO
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:55 AM
thats probably the best one honestly
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:55 AM
didnt even get to pull his pants up
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:55 AM
500% out of every JP movie
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:55 AM
1 one on the list
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:55 AM
The other one is Nedry
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:56 AM
Go fetch stupid
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 5:56 AM
No wonder you're extinct
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 6:05 AM
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜? : Ah nothing like finding a fellow movie nerd
Shan-aconda
@Fuck_Mars
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 6:05 AM
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 6:06 AM
I hope you wash your before you eat anything
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 6:03 PM
ok so I love Katie's death scene more now that I know she asked for it lmao
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Sat, Jun 11, 2022 6:04 PM
the OG and the first World I think are the two I'd bother to rewatch. immediate sequels rarely work as well for me.
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