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this is still. the funniest shit i've seen.
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[jurassic]
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this is how i felt with tros so like, i understand the pain cause i was so pumped for that shit too and it crushed me to have to totally write out a review that just laid it bare, but its still hysterical
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yep
juliette lives
lmaoooo
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I want to see it because how bad can a Jurassic Park movie be???
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like did dinosaurs fuck shit up? did they play the Jurassic Park theme??
juliette lives
that's it that's all I need
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i think what people mean is that the original movies kind of had heart and characters you care about and these movies dont, and what i hear even the dino shit isnt as cool
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like this is just what i'm reading from the reviews
juliette lives
yeah tbh I didn't HATE the first Jurassic World but it wasn't near what the OG was
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i want to see it tho mostly cause they have the original cast in it but it sounds like even they weren't well utilized
juliette lives
never saw Fallen Kingdom bc I don't care about Crisp Rat enough to prioritize
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its skippable tbh
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there's goofy stuff about cloning and then the dinos get out and are in the real world blah blah blah
juliette lives
I'll watch it once it's streaming, we can do dino night
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yeah same
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it'll at least be fun to watch together and if its that bad we can tear it apart together lol
CricketMomJenn
oh no
CricketMomJenn
this poor man
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Yeah I bought a movie pack for like 15 bucks of every JP movie and Fallen Kingdom I watched once and was like nope
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But the one I've watched 75 times? and when I need a chill out when heading into a manic episode, Jurassic Park 1994 saw that shit in theaters with my dad opening weekend
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The Production Design holds up, the graphics hold up, the acting holds up, the story holds up, and two and tree are just fun with characters you care about.
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so my brother had a dinosaur phase and it was one of the movies that i watched with him like every time - and still watch it on tv or pop it on netflix
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To me best part of World was when T-Rex came out and was ready to whoop ass and it was our girl.
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the first jurassic world had some good moments like that
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It's funny but I feel like it didn't have enough blood?
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also i know people hate on katie mcgrath's death scene for being over the top but i kind of love it, and apparently she asked to have that LMAO
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like I don't want it graphic, but it felt like the ogs had just the right amount of blood and world didn't have any even though there were some A+ deaths in it.
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agreed!
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OMG I loved the getting lifted and chomped
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also the tension was more... palpable in the originals. like holy shit man
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YES when they are in the jeep and the mud
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or when they get stuck in the Avery,
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and the kitchen scene, younger me did not love that one
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because that shit terrified me
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Oh man the kitchen scene was A+
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Also when Lex is on the computer
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its my favorite now but i'd be like peeking from behind my hands LMAO
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and the raptors are trying to open the fucking door
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I was in 4th grade and was just like YES GIVE ME MORE
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augh yeah i think its time for a rewatch
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The lawyer
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chefs kiss
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When you gotta go you gotta go
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LMAO
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thats probably the best one honestly
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didnt even get to pull his pants up
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500% out of every JP movie
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1 one on the list
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The other one is Nedry
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Go fetch stupid
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No wonder you're extinct
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: Ah nothing like finding a fellow movie nerd
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I hope you wash your before you eat anything
juliette lives
ok so I love Katie's death scene more now that I know she asked for it lmao
juliette lives
the OG and the first World I think are the two I'd bother to rewatch. immediate sequels rarely work as well for me.