

Ziri✖O
people wanting Songstress as a job class and I'm like "binch that is LITERALLY BARD"


Ziri✖O
These dudes be testing me DID Y'ALL JUST SKIP OVER THE CONVERSATIONS WITH JEHNTANEL OR WHAT???

Ziri✖O
HelLO????

Ziri✖O
My dude Guyedelot would yet his bow at someone for this

Ziri✖O
Sanson would have a fit he did not bust his butt for y'all to do him dirty like this

Ziri✖O
"Ohhh but what about the applications of singing in battle" IDK BINCH DID YOU DO YOUR BARD ROTATION???

Ziri✖O
Like my gosh I am not bard on main but even I know bard BETTER ALWAYS BE SINGING

Ziri✖O
It is not hard you get enough songs that as soon as the last one pops the first one's coming off cool down you all have no excuses

Ziri✖O
WEAR A FRILLY OUTFIT THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YUNA AND HIDE YOUR BOW IF YOU'D RATHER IT'S FINE JUST BOOP YOUR BUTTONS

Un(t)sundered
Yeah like... that's just bard? Just grab an outfit that looks more X-2 if that's your vibe

Ziri✖O
...Frick I think being an aiming main since just before Shadowbringers dropped has scrambled my brain I'm more tilted about thus than I ought to be

L'fuckingChaim
Songstress is just "bard, but make it girly"

L'fuckingChaim
like

L'fuckingChaim
go buy the Songbird outfit

tsuchinoko real
Solution: add a new Bard "instrument" that's a vocaloid synth

Ziri✖O
RIGHT??? BARD BUT I DONT WANT TO USE MY BOW I JUST WANT TO DANCE

tsuchinoko real
now you can sing!

Ziri✖O
*Just wear a Frilly top and glam over your bow just hit your gosh dang buttons"

Ziri✖O
I'm so crabby about this I can't even type

tsuchinoko real
If they just want to dance there's also a job for that!

Ziri✖O
Also they want Corsairs???? Like???

Ziri✖O
/pulls microphone uncomfortably close to mouth

Ziri✖O
Maybe you should just do your machinist quests

Ziri✖O
Chemist can't be a battle class they made it a crafter I'm sorry my dudes but that's how it is

tsuchinoko real
Well, reaper is combat botanist

tsuchinoko real
/brick'd

tsuchinoko real
Personally I want blitzballer as a ranged dps

★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i'm still holding out for tank time mage

Ziri✖O
in before they just give dancer a spiked ball to yeet at people

Ziri✖O
REAPER IS THE FERAL BOTANIST I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED

Ziri✖O
but yes

Ziri✖O
also reaper is a necromancer let's be real

N ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ◈◇◇
I don't think they'll do time stuff since that's legit what Astro was meant to be and then they took away the time aspect





N ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ◈◇◇
puppeteer could be a cool tank role I think

Ziri✖O
I'm still super sad about astro I haven't been able to pick it up again i'd have to relearn everything


N ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ◈◇◇
I miss SB AST... it's been such a chore to play since ShB tbh

N ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ◈◇◇
if they gave back royal road I prob wouldn't mind it as much, but they made it the one job that is just t r a s h on controller

Ziri✖O
I mean I've had a Lot of people telling me the game's hard on controller but I kinda muscle my way through it because Stubborn and I get mad when they say I can't be good at a thing

Corpse Sniffer
i mean its not HARD its just. for me targeting is kind of a bitch having to cycle through everyone rather than clicking on them like with a mouse

Corpse Sniffer
other than fatfingering my invuln macro in the middle of a non lethal battle, that's the most troubles i have

Corpse Sniffer
its actually easier for me b/c of my tiny baby hands

Ziri✖O
i mean i fumblepaws my own spells you should

Ziri✖O
HEAR the screeching when I goof my buttons

Corpse Sniffer
listen its all okay unitl i accidentally do it while on gunbreaker

Corpse Sniffer
at least my macro is 'IM SORRY I PANICKED'

Ziri✖O
Oh man i need one like that

N ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ◈◇◇
the game is so intuitive on controller, and I have every job figured out so well on it

N ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ◈◇◇
but New AST is just jfc

N ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ◈◇◇
a few minor tweaks would make it less hellish on crossbar tho

Ziri✖O
I'll have to bumble my way through it and see if I can muddle it out

tsuchinoko real
AST is my favorite healer, but I also play with a keyboard + mouse lol

Un(t)sundered
I got AST to 90 and haven't touched it since, because sge is my favorite healer now

ありがとうモブ
okay but can we have the songstress outfit at least?

Ziri✖O
right? like, they gave us her base ffx clothes instead

Ziri✖O
I personally would not want the x-2 threads but that doesn't mean everyone else should be denied them

Ziri✖O
BUT YEAH I AM ALSO FIRMLY IN SAGE CAMP???

Ziri✖O
i continue to be that Basic Bimbo Bunny Gamer

Ziri✖O
help