brainstew
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brainstew
brainstew
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Caught Maxie licking the last drops of my spicy V8. He licked his chops in satisfaction after.
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I'm going to be worrying about that idiot's digestive tract all day today. Thanks, Maxie. Why can't you be a normal cat???
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Marisol recoils in disgust at anything that isn't her cat food or meat. Offer her a vegetable and she'll glare at you like you've insulted her whole family.
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Maxie, meanwhile, will rip a tortilla straight from your hand if given the chance.
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Normal cat. As if those exist.
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Shauntae, you fool. You've had cats your whole life and none have been normal.
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KEEP THINKING ABOUT GOB AND NOB AND WHETHER I WANT TO BUY IT.
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I might???
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My issue is I'm concerned about poop stuff. I'm not good with poop stuff in any format.
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Poop stuff is why I've swerved from SADSACK. I wanna buy and read but I see that warning for poop and go 'I'm not strong enough.'
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I counted all the coins I've accrued over the month from tips. Got $16 worth.
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Looks like I won't be getting the $850 stimilus payment the state is sending out since I was filed as a dependent?
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rest in piss, me.
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OH WELL.
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LIVE CARRIES ON.
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TRYING NOT TO BE BUMMED ABOUT SHIT RN.
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Everyone would disown me if they knew I used to like some of the songs from Hamilton.
THE SHUNT
i've never heard a single hamilton song but sometimes a song just slaps man... u can't help it if your brain responds to music!!!!
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all i know about hamilton is the miku binder jefferson
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MIKU BINDER JEFFERSON. sadly, tumblr harassed that poor kid into deleting everything.
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aw lol those were world heritage posts
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TERRIBLE POSTS. BUT GOOD U KNOW
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YEAH. when i found out a teenager made them, i was like ah, of course a teen did.
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then i saw people harassed the poor kid into deleting EVERYWHERE.
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i am always grateful that all my cringe teen shit was dumped into physical notebooks that could be permanently thrown away KIDS THESE DAYS DO NOT HAVE THIS LUXURY
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THEY DON'T.
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people will hunt you down and make you remember shit.
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i'm even safe from my earliest fanfic dot net entries, which i deleted before the wayback machine was a thing djkslajfl (I'VE CHECKED... JUST TO BE SURE ITS ALL GONE)
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glad my x-rated spider-man fics i wrote at 13 got tossed in the trash.
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i had this binder i put all my horrible fanfics in and carried everywhere and i take great solace in all of that definitely not acid free paper having rotted into pulp in a landfill
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MY GRANDMOTHER FOUND MY SPIDEY FICS. SO THEY'RE DEF DEAD.
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OHNO!!!!!!
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OH THE HORROR LOL
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imagine heading to bed and your white ass demon of a grandmother is waiting for you, your notebook of shame spread out on her lap.
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"YOU WROTE ABOUT DICKS!!"
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i'd just immediately sink into the earth's core and disintegrate
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I WANTED TO.
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the closest i came to this was i filled an entire notebook like wildlife notes style of some monster being pregnant and having babies, over and over and oVER LMAO. i walked into my room (i had 'hidden it' under some other things in my closet) and my mom was like... you like nature documentaries a lot? AND I WAS LIKE UHHUH YEAH
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SWEATS WEIRDLY
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KASDFHDSHKF
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breeding fic
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VERY PROMPTLY THREW EVERY SINGLE DRAWING OUT AFTER THAT ENCOUNTER
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AND SHE NEVER AGAIN LOOKED IN MY SKETCHBOOKS. A SMALL WIN, OF SORTS.
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not TECHNICALLY porn, but yanno. YANNO.
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I KNOW
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YOU GET IT
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i was like 12 too idek where i picked that one up
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but i was super on board jkdlsajklfjkl
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sometimes this shit just APPEARS
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IT MANIFESTED FULLY FORMED BEFORE I EVEN TRULY UNDERSTOOD WHAT HORNY WAS
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i found super heroes and villains fighting very romantic.
THE SHUNT
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which it is.
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lbr.
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hoping this friend that keeps telling me about his project actually makes this project.
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i need a hyperfixation.
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i haven't had one lately.
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and i think that's been fucking with me.
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man i feel that, i am finally back on some bullshit after a long dry spell and i feel 90% less deranged. I WISH YOU A VERY HYPERFIXATION SOON MY FRIEND
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THANK YOU.
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maybe i can make my own shit a hyperfixation
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god that happens so rarely for me IF YOU MANAGE IT PLEASE WRITE DOWN THE SECRET LOL
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I'D GET SO MUCH DONE IF I WAS FIXATED ON MY OWN STUFF!!!
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ASK ALAN FOR THE SECRET. HE'S HYPERFIXATED ON HIS CURRENT COMIC PROJECT.
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YEAH DAMN HE'S GOIN BUCKWILD WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND
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IDK HOW HE DOES IT.
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might do some editing on the honeypot ant story
THE SHUNT
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I WANNA POLISH IT
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Milo Dancing - Morbius 2022
THE VFX
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HOLLYWOOD REALLY HATES UNIONS, HUH. COULDN'T PAY FOR SOME MAKEUP???
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...keep feeling the urge to watch the boys but i also fucking hate that i have this urge since i hated the comic.
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I'M SO TORN.
THE SHUNT
i didnt read the comic & i'm wild about it lmao I WISH I COULD SAY I'VE READ IT AND GIVE U A BETTER REC
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idk. maybe when jeffrey dean morgan finally ends up on the show since these amazon prime shows seem to take from the same casting pool.
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ELI IS SAYING THEY WANT TO WATCH IT.
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BEING ATTACKED ON ALL SIDES.
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homelander is absolutely fucking rancid & his actor REALLY sells it lmao
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REALLY PLAYS UP THE MOMMY MILKIES
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YEAH I KINDA WANT TO WATCH FOR HIS PERFORMANCE
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okay found a thing
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to dunk my head into for a moment
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grosskelly sideblog
TO ENTICE U
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HOLY SHIT HE'S SCARY
THE SHUNT
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: that is only 1% of the terror he provokes, his performance is horrifying (IN A GOOD WAY... KINDA??? HE'S SCARY!!!!!)
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some good fear.