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Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:04 AM

[the batman] I haven't seen the movie but this take is definitely correct

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Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:04 AM

I've seen the adam west batman movie

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:04 AM

there's literally no riddle they couldn't effortlessly solve with completely insane leaps of logic

Gabiluzbad

@Overbringer

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:07 AM

They were unstoppable

ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ

@lastbastion

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:07 AM

yeah.

Niamh Vibes

@nerdiethings

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:08 AM

Battinson wished he had that good sense

bluecanary

@bluecanary

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:15 AM

bring back 60s batman forever

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:15 AM

Let me drop a concept for ya.

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:17 AM

If the staff at Arkham were both A: Godly Competent and B: Cared at all about their patients/inmates, they would shorn off the edge on all the Batman villains, turning it into 60s era Batman

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:18 AM

Where no one has to worry about randomly getting murked, just that their possessions might get randomly yanked for some sort of themed crime

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:18 AM

Which is a massive step up

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:18 AM

I've absolutely dreamed of Arkham '66

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:18 AM

the ultimate batman game

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:18 AM

nothing would ever come close

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:19 AM

It's actually a birthday party for Batman thrown by the Asylum crowd.

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:20 AM

Elaborate puzzles are setup, collaborations between villains are had

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:20 AM

you say "solving instantly with insane leaps of logic" but this is all completely how that riddle worked in the movie

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:20 AM

it just took forever for someone to correct the grammar

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:20 AM

context-sensitive bat-gadget button

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:20 AM

he didn't spot that

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:20 AM

because he doesn't have a sidekick to banter about it with

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:21 AM

Robin is helping to organize the whole thing

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:21 AM

sometimes you need somebody to be a human sounding board

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:21 AM

So he has his own puzzles for you to solve

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:22 AM

you don't need their contributions, just a motive to say your thoughts out loud

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:22 AM

and those get you the bat gadgets needed to get through the other puzzles

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:23 AM

--okay Arkham '66

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:23 AM

you have a fuckin

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:24 AM

Generic AAA Game Skill Tree like the real Arkham games

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:24 AM

but

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:24 AM

every level up you gain fifteen skill points

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:24 AM

and the tree stretches for fucking, ten screen widths

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:25 AM

the dominant strat is to spend them only during puzzles

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:25 AM

so you know exactly what to get

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:25 AM

the Arkham combat engine is spiced up with BIFF POW SOCKO

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:25 AM

did u kno

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:25 AM

you can get those in Spider-Man PS4

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:25 AM

goddamn

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:26 AM

just another reason that game is OBJECTIVELY a massive improvement on Arkham

ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ

@lastbastion

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:26 AM

so
who would you get to voice '66 batman

ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ

@lastbastion

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:26 AM

who can do a good enough adam west voice

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:26 AM

you resurrect Adam West with dark science

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:26 AM

or you splice together dialogue from the TV show into new sentences

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:26 AM

Consider:

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:27 AM

New Rogues in the Old Style

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:27 AM

does batman even have any notable new rogues

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:27 AM

Outside of Harley Quinn?

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:27 AM

it feels like it's been the same like seven people since 1956

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:28 AM

actually let me check

Niamh Vibes

@nerdiethings

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:28 AM

I guess Hush exists, but his deal is too complicated

Niamh Vibes

@nerdiethings

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:28 AM

He's got too many gimmicks

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:28 AM

there's probably a wiki list somewhere

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:28 AM

maybe Ra's Al-ghul

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:28 AM

but also I'm afraid of what '66 Ra's would look like

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:29 AM

Bane

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:29 AM

Came out 93

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:29 AM

Go full Heel Luchadore

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:29 AM

YES

Niamh Vibes

@nerdiethings

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:29 AM

holy shit

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:29 AM

Bane '66 would be incredible

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:30 AM

Croc's from 83, not sure what to do with that

Niamh Vibes

@nerdiethings

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:30 AM

Penguin and Croc team-up

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:31 AM

Man-Bat's from 70

00000000

@fireplacecat

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:31 AM

Condiment King?

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:31 AM

He's not there, but Batman treats him like a Sitcom-level archenemy

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:31 AM

Condiment king?

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:32 AM

1994

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:32 AM

Kite Man is surprisingly historic

ShootingXC

@UltraDude

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:33 AM

Kite Man's the kind of villain who you could only unironically come up with in the 60s, or very ironically in the 21st century

Niamh Vibes

@nerdiethings

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:35 AM

I just learned about Roxy Rocket, a supervillain who only commits crimes because she's a thrill seeker

Niamh Vibes

@nerdiethings

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:35 AM

And that's a great gimmick for 66

Niamh Vibes

@nerdiethings

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:35 AM

later Arkham games have those weird racing courses, make it so you're trying to beat her time

bluecanary

@bluecanary

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:38 AM

66 bane but voiced by strong bad

bluecanary

@bluecanary

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:38 AM

did 60s have mr freeze

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:38 AM

So apparently, after Arkham Knight the game, they added the character into the comics as the identity of Astrid Arkham, yet another villain bent on destroying Batman

ShootingXC

@UltraDude

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:39 AM

Mr Freeze was in the Adam West show

Niamh Vibes

@nerdiethings

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:39 AM

60s actually did have Mr Freeze, just without his tragic backstory

Doge-lover Joja

@CamiuVidan

Wed, Jun 8, 2022 4:39 AM

Oh hey, The Carpenter's a thing