Ash!!1
[meme] IT'S...MALARKEY...MONDAY...ask me weird things about my characters!! look i just wanna talk about things i'm stretching here
Ash!!1
BUT ASK ME THINGS ABOUT ANY OF MIIIINE
taffy
sorry now that it's come up i really want to know more about kaito liking plants
Ash!!1
taffy
: FJAKLFA ITS ON HIS PROFILE. Hates ghosts and the occult, fucking loves house plants
taffy
really
Ash!!1
plants are things you can give him for freetime events too
taffy
that's extremely funny
Ash!!1
I assume cuz he likes raising them in biodomes or some nerdy shit but yeah, BOY LIKES PLANTS
taffy
noooo that's cute
terravesty
what kind of youtube channel would Kaito have
Ash!!1
terravesty
: WEIRDLY I THINK HE WOULDN'T CUZ KOKICHI'S MORE THE YOUTUBER TYPE. He's more the friend that cameos on everyone's channel instead
Ash!!1
'and that's why pluto isn't a planet anymore' 'kaito this is a true crime stream'
taffy
"YEAH BECAUSE IT'S A CRIME THAT PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET, AND THAT'S THE TRUTH"
Ash!!1
jfddakfjaf BASICALLY
Tentessee
what if i told you .... there's plant youtube
Ash!!1
but yeah kaito is also a little old fashioned and like, he keeps up with shit just fine but doesn't seem like the type to get super into social media
Ash!!1
enough to know whats going on and keep tabs on friends but is very much more of an offline person that likes posting pictures every now and then
Ash!!1
Tentessee
: IT WOULD BE HIS FAVORITE YOUTUBE NEXT TO BLACK HOLE ASMRS
taffy
next to what lmfao
Ash!!1
sometimes you wanna hear the calming crackling sounds of an endless void
taffy
y'know that's valid
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
Paul episode is coming soon tell me something weird about Paul. or ryslig version of Paul. either or
Ash!!1
ｓｔａｒ✯ｂｒｅａｋ！
: I'VE BEEN QUIETLY [VIBRATES] ABOUT THAT I'M READY FOR MY TINY ASSHOLE SON TO RETURN. also laughing that he has a whole fucking team of mostly the master 8's pokemon cry
Ash!!1
i love that paul also has zero socialization. I hope he returns exactly the same as he was in dp, just popping up out of the woods unannounced
Ash!!1
what were you doing there! how long were you there! Why are you like this, child!!
Ash!!1
also deeply unfair to me, specifically that reverie has a Saturn, Ingo, Emmett, and soon a Hilda and FOR ONCE, I AM NOT PLAYING A POKEMON CHARACTER??? JEEZE, SELF
Ash!!1
But yes I am just deeply excited for Paul to come back, be an asshole, and leave in the anime
Ash!!1
Goh already thought Gary was kind of a jerk I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS OPINIONS ON THIS GUY
Ash!!1
oh belatedly i think paul is also my ryslig character that like. had the highest kill count. he is a bad child. how did he drop, he probably just fucked off into the wilderness. he might still be there. who knows.
Ash!!1
okay yes i went back and doublechecked kaito's loves vs likes for freetime stuff and yup
okay yes i went back and doublechecked kaito's loves vs likes for freetime stuff and yup
Ash!!1
HIGHEST POINTS: PLANT, SPACE STUFF, and a girls booby zine lol
Ash!!1
the milk puzzle is an all white puzzle that acts as a test for astronauts. kokichi also loves this. ~FOILS~
Ash!!1
why he likes the robot mustache, i do not know. but he thinks his goatee is cool, so maybe that is why.
terravesty
apparently origami cranes are also a test specifically for Japanese pilots
terravesty
(this is trivia I got from reading Mary Roach's Packing For Mars)
Ash!!1
omg. good to know!!
Ash!!1
time to give him insomnia and make a shit ton of cranes in rev
terravesty
Yeah, apparently one of the first tests that Japanese hopeful astronauts undergo is folding the full 1000 paper cranes
terravesty
(it's supposed to test patience and meticulousness throughout a whole long and tedious task)
Ash!!1
oh no;; that is. that makes a lot of sense and is insanely fitting for him lol
only goes to 11
Packing for Mars is such a goddamn good book, highly recommend any Mary Roach books
terravesty
YEAH SAME I love Mary Roach's books
terravesty
Packing For Mars is just specifically the space one
Ash!!1
can't believe i'm gonna have to read for more space facts
only goes to 11
Kaito is going to know so many facts about pooping in zero gravity
terravesty
I still need to read her newest one (Fuzz, which is basically about "the history of and what the heck humans do to deal with animals/nature committing crimes" lol)
only goes to 11
THE BEST ICEBREAKERS FOR ANY PARTY
Ash!!1
fjadklfasd
only goes to 11
Fuzz: When Nature Breaks the Law. Including the time when a town sued rats, a lawyer represented the rats and won the case
OHO HO
Weirdest thing each of them has googled
Ash!!1
OHO HO
: BELATEDLY I HAD TO THINK ABOUT THIS AND:
Ash!!1
bakugo: 'can you make molotovs with your sweat'
Ash!!1
C/Kokichi: [everything and he's on an fbi watch list now]
Ash!!1
P/Edamura: [nothing because he knows better than to google shit that will get him on a watch list, he is very careful online]
Ash!!1
Kaito: 'can u nut in space'
Ash!!1
these are my boys
Ari
KAITO..........