...Okay, I gotta know where this is from.

One of the Superman Secret Files and Origins specials

i'm not gonna lie the american way sounds dry as fuck

I'd hope the apple adds a bit of moisture, but probably not enough

also the fish is 2.75 and the chips are 1.00 but the fish and chips are 4.00 bibbo what are you trying to rip me off

The 'and' costs more!

three different BLTs...

One of which is fifty cents more expensive

it's because that one's spelled out

I think that's why it "tastes great with a koul-brau! Or two!" because that's how many beers it's gonna need to be able to down it without choking

the other BLTs aren't actually bacon, lettuce and tomato. the B stands for, um, barley

That barley makes sense