duck bastard
[replurk] would you put this on your sandwich
duck bastard
clarification: if you are the kind of person who puts mayo on sandwiches to start with
BWAAAAAH!
Definitely not true. Most Americans love mayo
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But I think there’s kind of a feeling that mayo is kinda like
BWAAAAAH!
Low class?
Kira🌵
yeah I think there's kind of a "mayo is a cheap binder/filler for foods if you can't cook well" association there
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
cum
BWAAAAAH!
I’m not wild about it personally
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So I’m not the best person to ask
Kira🌵
(mayonnaise on potato salad, tuna salad, chicken salad, etc)
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
I like mayo but that plus calling it sassy just made me feel like
Dragomorph
I do like mayo personally, and I think it depends on how well it's made
W(erewolf)ILF
see, hilariously. I see it most frequently associated with old WASPy upper-middle class folks - which I do wonder if that's partly a regional thing?? mysterious
Kira🌵
that said also I love mayo on sandwiches but would not use this, because I prefer condiments that do not have more color than flavor
W(erewolf)ILF
anyway I like mayo in moderation but this is going to mix into the worst color in like two squeezes
Kira🌵
It's definitely a midwestern/midcentury thing!
Kira🌵
There are so many horrifying Jello Salad With Mayonnaise recipes floating around
BWAAAAAH!
I might be talking out of my ass here
duck bastard
sits here popcorning on this discussion
𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐑𝐃!!!!!
I ain't into mayo.
𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐑𝐃!!!!!
This is a miracle whip family here.
𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐑𝐃!!!!!
Although I advocate for colorful condiments.
00000000
Chocloate mayonnaise cake is good, but otherwise the taste + color + flavor bothers me
00000000
With this I'm just imagining what it looks like when the colors get blended, because I've seen some cupcakes with hideous looking partially blended rainbow frosting over the last couple of days
cassandra 🔮
i figured it was just the packaging???
cassandra 🔮
because all of the bottles in the back look the same
00000000
Is it? Good
cassandra 🔮
or is the whole thing fake
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
yeah I assumed it's just packaging and it's white
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
ah yes it's a photoshop also it seems so this is just a hypothetical
cassandra 🔮
yeah the wording seemed a bit much but I wouldn't put it past anything to do rainbow packaging for pride
cassandra 🔮
doesn't seem that different to colored ketchup just in theory though
W(erewolf)ILF
oh thank fuck sjfjsjd
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
american mayo is inferior but i would absolutely put gayo on my sandwiches
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Also, it's made with "bonus trans fat" and "closet free eggs."
Okapi
Coloured ketchup????
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
did you guys not have ez ketchup other places
cassandra 🔮
was that just an American 90s thing
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
colored ketchup
colored ketchup
Okapi
Okapi
I'm still scared, even if the mayo is fake
🦌 serbells
i mean i would probably try it
cassandra 🔮
I never actually had it but I saw commercials for it all the time back when
duck bastard
lmao yeah the existence of the colored ketchup threw everyone who remembered it into hesitation at the sight of gay mayo
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
i mean it was the only ketchup i would eat so i am an outlier here
duck bastard
i meant more like hesitation on the validity of its existence lmao
cassandra 🔮
makes sense to me, especially if you were a kid lol
cassandra 🔮
rainbow capitalism + existence of colored ketchup = "not sure if Photoshop because it Could Be Real"
cassandra 🔮
granted I had noticed the Trans Fat and Closet Free Eggs thing until someone else pointed it out
Okapi
same
cassandra 🔮
hadn't*
Okapi
my eyes are too bad to read it
cassandra 🔮
it was partially covered by the dark transparency so I just didn't pay attention to it
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
canada also had the colourful ketchup
SugarPlumFairy
I like kewpie and that’s about it
SugarPlumFairy
American Mayo is gross
SugarPlumFairy
Some people also make good aioli but even then I don’t like much of that
SugarPlumFairy
I was a heathen and if this was the colorful ketchup we would have a different discussion
七8九!
i don't care for mayo unless it's mixed in enough that it's not a main flavor...i'll eat rainbow-colored anything though, i've always been a fan of fun colored foods
hiroc
depends on how mayo is made
hiroc
Japanese mayo (so kewpie) is A+
hiroc
I often see people joking about mayo, generally in a "white people have no taste" way re: spices
SugarPlumFairy
Kewpie is so much creamier and flavorful
SugarPlumFairy
American Mayo is slimy and flavorless
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
I like both
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
sometimes you just want some food lube
Calliente
returning: I love mayo, but tbh certain kinds of mayo are way better than others
Calliente
Like, I used to eat Hellman's just because it was what we always had, but Duke's is vastly superior
Calliente
I know I've had mayo on sandwiches at restaurants that doesn't taste like the mayo you can get in stores at all and it's exponentially superior again, but I have no idea where they get it or why it tastes different
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
homemade sometimes
Calliente
Japanese mayo (which I'm pretty sure is what Kewpie is) is something else entirely again, but I've never tried it so I can't speak to its flavor
Calliente
But yeah there's a lot of variation
Calliente
And imo it also depends on how you use it
Calliente
For me it's a perfect sandwich/burger condiment
Calliente
But I don't really eat it in any other way, except as like...an additive in something that is no longer recognizably mayo in any way
Calliente
(For instance, we have a delicious chicken sauce that has like 1/4th cup of mayo in it but it is primarily mustard)
Calliente
Some people like. Straight up dip their fries in mayo like it's ketchup.
Calliente
And I'm not gonna judge, but I am also gonna sleep with one eye open for no particular reason
Kira🌵
I am very fond of mayo blended with other things as a dipping sauce (1/2 and 1/2 mayo and barbecue sauce, for example.) Adds creaminess to the other sauce, adds a stronger flavor to the mayo.
Kira🌵
also 
How to Make Homemade Mayonnaise
if you're curious about the delicious restaurant mayo /grin
Calliente
Kira🌵
: OH IS THIS THE DIFFERENCE...
Calliente
I wondered if like...they had their own mix, or it was some special brand restaurants get in bulk or something
Calliente
I am a HUGE fan of club sandwiches in restaurants and like. Their mayo tastes so much better and I don't know why
Kira🌵
mayonnaise is a really easy sauce to make! so a lot of nicer restaurants will make their own
Calliente
Pffft
Calliente
Well, tbh, one of the restaurants I noticed this at was...Steak n Shake
Calliente
UNSURE IF THAT QUALIFIES AS A NICER RESTAURANT
Kira🌵
Steak n Shake may just be getting a different brand, to be fair 
papermint tiger
I think that most people's problem with mayo is similar to my issue with bbq sauce
papermint tiger
As in, most people put on too much and you don't get the flavor of the food you're eating, you get the flavor of the condiments it's dressed with
papermint tiger
Personally I am picky with my mayo and as long as it has that zesty zing, I don't care what color it is
papermint tiger
The bleh mayo can stay the fuck away from me tho
Gayple
Mayo is horrible I hate it
Gayple
I actually can't stand any white sauce like that: mayo, sour cream, etc.
Gayple
like, it has to be cooked into a dish to the point I can't taste it for me to eat it
papermint tiger
Yeah, that is exactly how I feel about bbq, haha
sentient gate
I'd try gayo
sentient gate
I like mayo but it's probably just because there's very little I actually dislike. I think it's really good on certain sandwiches, especially with a dill pickle on the side
sentient gate
Haven't tried kewpie yet but hoping to before too long
sentient gate
But really I don't notice much difference between brands/types of things like this most of the time so that's a thing
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
(good news this is fake but also oh my gods)
CaptainAkaRed
I would be highly tempted to experiment with it by putting it into my family's potato salad recipe...but that's about it
Sunny~
we use mayo and miracle whip at my house so I'd try it though I can't eat colored condiments like we bought the green ketchup when I was little and was very hesitant to try it
Sunny~
like i know it's ketchup but my brain will go "it's not red like ketchup therefore it's not ketchup"