Mrs Sheepie
this is 100% anstaar 's fault
Mrs Sheepie
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Mouth Powers
Mouth Powers
had to use that one because WHEN WOULD I GET A BETTER OPPORTUNITY but also Jedao's actual reaction:
anstaar
Nathaniel wants to ruin his life <3
Mouth Powers
<3<
anstaar
Nathaniel, trying to figure out slang: "well, I want to crush whatever is important to him and be acknowledged as the victor while always knowing that unless dead there's the threat of his revenge"
anstaar
"so i think i get it"
Mrs Sheepie
Hunter doesn't even wanna be here, he just wanted his staff back and now Nathaniel wants to kill him
anstaar
no one wants to be here. it's very sad. Nathaniel goes to all the effort of elaborate revenge work/sometimes even suggesting that being worth revenge means might have a place on the side of evil being useful
anstaar
and people are very cruelly like 'what the fuck is wrong with you'
anstaar
and 'who are you and why have you kidnapped my friend'
anstaar
and successfully beating him up
anstaar
maybe there should be a little less 'i can't believe you stole my stuff' and a little more 'wow it's nice that you put effort into this relationship', he's just saying
Mrs Sheepie
look, yes hunter's entire sense of self worth revolves around being useful to the people around him that he considers his superiors
Mrs Sheepie
Nathaniel isn't one of them
Mrs Sheepie
but also holy shit these two are so stupid it's incredible
anstaar
so deeply, deeply stupid
anstaar
meanwhile nat & being useful to superiors is about 90% pragmatic awareness that this is life or death. and his self-worth revolves around his hero worship of dead people
anstaar
or as he would definitely consider it, much more sensible approach!
Mrs Sheepie
these two are opposite sides of the same fucking coin
anstaar
listen. this statue of a man who has been dead for 100 years would be proud of his revenge plots.
anstaar
you know who will never abandon you? people who don't exist.
anstaar
anyway, hunter acknowledged his existence and that's the real reason nat cannot be removed
Mrs Sheepie
the only way to get rid of him is to ignore him completely
Mrs Sheepie
unfortunately, Hunter is very easy to wind up
anstaar
tbf that also doesn't actually work
Mrs Sheepie
welp
anstaar
it just makes him plot at more of a distance
anstaar
only three ways to get rid of Nathaniel
anstaar
1. die, 2. fake your death or 3. he dies
Mrs Sheepie
and since death isn't permanent here
Mrs Sheepie
w e l p
anstaar
enjoy having an Enemy (tm)!
Mrs Sheepie
I personally am delighted
anstaar
plot 2: 2 thief 2 handle, trying to steal hunter's boots (not really, but Nathaniel does have a certain well of revenge ideas he goes back to)
Mrs Sheepie
good luck getting within arms reach of Hunter again, Nathaniel
anstaar
that's what hooks are for!!!
anstaar
god, tho, hunter staying out of arms reach will make nat. so intolerable. just feeding his need for acknowledgement.
anstaar
(as in, giving him something that feels like temporary filling for the gaping void that his need for acknowledgement)
Mrs Sheepie
I'm sorry but the mental image of Nat trying to grab Hunter with a grappling hook
Mrs Sheepie
or just like. setting a trap to catch him
anstaar
just looney tunes by dumb children who don't know tv
anstaar
and he does love traps
Mrs Sheepie
hunter's not subtle about the fact he's from the demon realm either
anstaar
hunter looking at the latest summoning circle of binding outside his cabin door: someone stole paint agian
Mrs Sheepie
hunter: "that won't stop me bc I can't read it"
anstaar
Nat trying to dig tiger put in hallway (collateral damage bonus)
Mrs Sheepie
see all I can picture is he's just leaving a fucking tiger out
anstaar
nathaniel, hearing someone talk about potentially never ending cycle of revenge: sounds emotionally fulfilling
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