if i could do any podcast, it would be a fictional true crime podcast about the Woodsboro murders across the decades, centered around one Sidney Prescott

i would treat the events of each Scream movie as though they were entirely real: cite sources, examine rumors and mythologies surrounding each murder spree, explore the impact of the Stab movies . . . god, it would be so fuckin fun

each movie would be a full season (ten episodes?), delving into all the details, the known facts and the theories, the tiny skrids of material dragged from elsewhere (Cotton's show, Gale's journalism, YouTube and eventually TikTok)

fuckin buy me the shit i need to record a podcast and i'll do it

and let's not forget the MTV Scream show

i'll dive into that too

this is my niche