for this whole exchange my dad was thankfully in the bathroom but when he came back I couldn’t stop, like, looking away and half covering my face for a good ten minutes while he’s like ???????
then again, gay girl problems: actually flirting with a girl, this girl holding hands with you while you walk down the street and swinging your linked arms, and then talking about what a great friend you are girls
Joked that maybe she just wanted help with this video game she was playing and i told her i would tell her my secrets with a winky emoji and she got super flustered and then smash cut to me high as shit googling “did i accidentally flirt with someone”
I spend a lot of time on Reddit and the most common answer I see to that exact question (from dudes specifically) is that they’re so starved for positive attention that any kindness is perceived as flirting, ig which like ... hm ... hmmmm
I’m the kind of person to be a big dork on purpose constantly and so... I guess.... sometimes.... when coupled with a compliment ............ like tbh I can see where he was coming from in my case LMAO
LMFAO YEAH I HAD TAKEN AN EDIBLE BEFORE THAT CONVERSATION AND I LEGIT GOOGLED “HOW TO TELL IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY FLIRTED WITH SOMEONE” AND SHIT LIKE THAT
king NEET
: jesus christ I pray for the day my dumb ass does this with a cute girl and she, like, isnt just a super affectionate straight chick because that’s literally happened to me like three times in my life
God. It’s agony. Either it’s straight girl thinking you’re a good friend or gay girl that doesn’t want to be presumptuous so she still treats you like a good friend
the time I mentioned above with the handholding, SHE took MY hand and weaved our fingers and I’m like 99% sure she told me I was pretty or smth? and straight up, she was just being nice, she was 100% into guys
touches the floor I'm legit dating ray bc i went and yelled in her dms after a truly wild adventure like WHY AREN’T WE DATING and she shrugged at me so apparently this is just how it goes
I don't like you I am just trying to be politeme:
me: N-NO
“what are we presuming”
“haha cmon”
little did she know i was being serious bc i couldn’t believe this was happening to me
later: hm, is she into me, I’m not sure