child soldiers are the dumbest kind
Mrs Sheepie
child soldiers are the dumbest kind
child soldiers are the dumbest kind
Mrs Sheepie
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
god, both of these idiots won't stop until the other at least has a broken bone
Mrs Sheepie
absolutely not
Mrs Sheepie
death or dishonour
Kota
Jacobi is ALREADY SO ANNOYED WITH THEM
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
CHILDREN
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
can't hear ya, reasonable adults, gotta go beat up a teenager
Mrs Sheepie
look sometimes bonding involves sincere attempts at murder
Mrs Sheepie
honestly I think hunter's opinion of kyoko is gonna sky-rocket after this
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
as will kyoko's, lol
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
why don't all these losers understand that if you don't win a fight, you'll literally die??? ergo all fights must be treated like it's life or death
Mrs Sheepie
exactly!!
Mrs Sheepie
what good are you if you're not capable of literal murder at the drop of a hat for your patron
Jay
man, I wish Fives could have met him
Lady Stardust
children, we do have an enclosure where the floorboards will replace themselves
Mrs Sheepie
in related but independent news, Nathaniel just stole Hunter's staff
Mrs Sheepie
he can't use it but it's the principle
anstaar
Nathaniel might not be a child soldier but he's still very dumb
Mrs Sheepie
Nathaniel wants to be a child captain
anstaar
Child bureaucrat
Mrs Sheepie
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
idk if you wanna thread out every single round, but I feel like Hunter's got the distinct advantage with being like. formally trained, for much longer than kyoko, and having a much more broad range of magical capability
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
Yeah, I'm up for a sort of handwavey "and then they fought for a while with Hunter winning because he's had a decade plus of things trying to kill him while Kyoko's just had a few years"
Mrs Sheepie
Hunter is definitely keeping score, just to piss her off. bc it will, and it'll make her sloppy and his score higher
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
She will try to break his fucking nose urrrrrgh stop being a pain