

Mrs Sheepie
child soldiers are the dumbest kind


Mrs Sheepie


kates!!
god, both of these idiots won't stop until the other at least has a broken bone

Mrs Sheepie
absolutely not

Mrs Sheepie
death or dishonour

Kota
Jacobi is ALREADY SO ANNOYED WITH THEM

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CHILDREN

kates!!
can't hear ya, reasonable adults, gotta go beat up a teenager

Mrs Sheepie
look sometimes bonding involves sincere attempts at murder

Mrs Sheepie
honestly I think hunter's opinion of kyoko is gonna sky-rocket after this

kates!!
as will kyoko's, lol

kates!!
why don't all these losers understand that if you don't win a fight, you'll literally die??? ergo all fights must be treated like it's life or death

Mrs Sheepie
exactly!!

Mrs Sheepie
what good are you if you're not capable of literal murder at the drop of a hat for your patron

Jay
man, I wish Fives could have met him

Lady Stardust
children, we do have an enclosure where the floorboards will replace themselves

Mrs Sheepie
in related but independent news, Nathaniel just stole Hunter's staff

Mrs Sheepie
he can't use it but it's the principle

anstaar
Nathaniel might not be a child soldier but he's still very dumb

Mrs Sheepie
Nathaniel wants to be a child captain

anstaar
Child bureaucrat

Mrs Sheepie
kates!!
idk if you wanna thread out every single round, but I feel like Hunter's got the distinct advantage with being like. formally trained, for much longer than kyoko, and having a much more broad range of magical capability

kates!!
Yeah, I'm up for a sort of handwavey "and then they fought for a while with Hunter winning because he's had a decade plus of things trying to kill him while Kyoko's just had a few years"

Mrs Sheepie
Hunter is definitely keeping score, just to piss her off. bc it will, and it'll make her sloppy and his score higher

kates!!
She will try to break his fucking nose urrrrrgh stop being a pain