Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 3:44 AM
what if I
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 3:47 AM
a depressing show about a sitcom wife
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 3:47 AM
!!!!!!
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 3:48 AM
Allison standing by herself in the kitchen, accidentally shattering a glass mug that cuts her hand
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 3:48 AM
and calling out "I'm fine!" to nobody
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 3:49 AM
no one even heard it
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 3:52 AM
she's not doing great
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 3:53 AM
"you wrote it on the mirror in permanent marker"
"well it's a permanent reminder"
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:10 AM
as someone who was raised on a steady diet of Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, and Big Bang Theory
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:10 AM
the sitcom portions are
scarily
accurate
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:11 AM
its
haunting
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:11 AM
It wouldn't hit as hard if it wasn't playing those sections 100% straight
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:11 AM
definitely
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:11 AM
Allison, with murderous intent: I'm writing a romance novel.
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:13 AM
casually finds a dead person in the library
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:13 AM
as one does
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:13 AM
Cop: All kinds of people OD.
Allison, who has no life outside of Kevin: ....
really?
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:16 AM
Allison's life is not great
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:17 AM
Allison please go to therapy
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:19 AM
"It's not fair to Kev to just give up."
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:20 AM
god
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:20 AM
'That's crazy."
"That's marriage."
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:20 AM
can't hurt Kevin
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:20 AM
gotta protect Kevin
◔90sAnimeCore◔
@chohakkaifan
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:20 AM
wow my brain filled that in as "Kevin Can Fix Himself"
◔90sAnimeCore◔
@chohakkaifan
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:20 AM
I know thats not what that is
◔90sAnimeCore◔
@chohakkaifan
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:20 AM
huh
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:42 AM
oh allison what are you doing
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:43 AM
"The least you could do is give me a handjob"
"Oh....... No thank you."
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:50 AM
the dog...
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:50 AM
the dog.........
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:52 AM
"help me.... Oh, it's drugs."
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:52 AM
Welp
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:54 AM
Four Years Ago
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 6:57 AM
"I'm fine."
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:03 AM
Kevin would rather swallow the key to an escape room than let someone else take credit for winning
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:08 AM
a big hero man that kevin
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:13 AM
"It's fine"
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:18 AM
"He didn't like something that was my own so he took it away from me."
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:18 AM
"It seemed.... harmless."
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:18 AM
god
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:18 AM
they never stop reminding you how
bleak
allison's life is
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:19 AM
Gonna kill Kevin!
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:19 AM
No way this'll go poorly!
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:27 AM
Patty's whole thing just
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:27 AM
reeks of compulsory heterosexuality
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:28 AM
She's the logical extreme of the "one of the guys" character
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:28 AM
all the things she lets herself ignore
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:28 AM
about Kevin and about herself
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:30 AM
and now she's been excommunicated from the church of Kevin
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:30 AM
because of a burger wrapper
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:33 AM
-oh shit, okay, I looked it up and second season confirmed
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:33 AM
and it'll be the final season
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:33 AM
complete story
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:33 AM
aww shit
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:34 AM
two seasons sounds appropriate
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:34 AM
I can't see this stretching out for three
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:35 AM
Yeah there's only so
long
its premise can maintain
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:36 AM
something would literally snap
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:38 AM
"Piece of shit, I'm so proud of you"
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:40 AM
oh shit allison
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:49 AM
"No one mentioned you were in here."
"They probably forgot."
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 8:51 AM
Kevin isn't just impossible to deal with. He's hard to kill.
Ex-ocolonist
@lightdrizzel
Wed, May 25, 2022 9:03 AM
okay that's. enough for now
titantoadstools
@Annys53
Wed, May 25, 2022 12:20 PM
Yeah, I found that one a little too depressing
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"well it's a permanent reminder"
Allison, who has no life outside of Kevin: .... really?
"That's marriage."
"Oh....... No thank you."
"They probably forgot."