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upturns empty inbox and taps it a few times to see if any errant tags fall out
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I got Alex's thread to catch up on but after that I'm CAUGHT UP BAYBEE
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heck yeah feels good. gotta do new ones now >_>
𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗏𝖺'𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 ❄️
you thought
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how DARE
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https://returnjourneylogs.dreamwidth.org/... THIS IS WHY GRACE DOESN'T TALK ABOUT HERSELF
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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT CLAIRE
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YOU ASKED FOR THIS
𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗏𝖺'𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 ❄️
Oh my god
𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗏𝖺'𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 ❄️
I opened that tag on my phone and the walls of text crushed me I'm dead
𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗏𝖺'𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 ❄️
Grace 😭😭😭😭
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HAHAHAHA if you actually read all that, i am Sorry.
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avalanche
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IT'S FINE SHE'S FINE
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holy shit how have i still not taken my makeup off, BLEH
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i'm out of my neutrogena wipes, hnngghhh
𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗏𝖺'𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 ❄️
grace........ fully adopted
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Claire just adds one more name to the fucking mile-long list
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imagine poor Jamie turning up and just being confronted with an infinite number of MORE adopted adult children, somehow
𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗏𝖺'𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 ❄️
im just being ic
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"yes, Jamie, but these ones are from SPACE :3"
𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗏𝖺'𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 ❄️
jamie meeting the army of new space children
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faints dead away
𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗏𝖺'𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 ❄️
jamie would love grace
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idk what Grace would make of Jamie, i think she'd have no frame of reference for somebody like him
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her own dad is like....... to be gracious i will refer to him as "distant" and "not an affectionate person" and "monetarily motivated".
machine harold
so he's a fuckin tool
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he had kids because it was expected of him to have a family and legacy and views grace as, essentially, a poor investment
machine harold
also the above gif is my character, spiritually
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sometimes literally.
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his attitude towards her is like "we brought you into this world and gave you everything you could want or need and you blew it by being average and costing us a shitload of money that time you nearly died and have so far not been worth what it took to put you back together"
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he was that dad that withheld positive attention unless she like, got a straight-a report card or did some kind of Achievement which was notable enough
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this is also why her sister is a pathological overachiever and asshole
𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗏𝖺'𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 ❄️
jamie is 100000% loving dad, says shit like "you're my flesh and blood but my heart and soul too" :') and even the adopted kids get told they're the son of his heart etc.... like if you think claire is bad
𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗏𝖺'𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 ❄️
jamie is the sap of the pair
𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗏𝖺'𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 ❄️
everyone would graduate in 2 months under him
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jamie too good at wardening, throws off the bell curve
machine harold
my assessment stands: fuckin tool
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i mean you're correct.
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her mom is equally Not Great for similar reasons but she at least knows what a mom is Supposed To Be so there's some sort of frame of reference there
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a dad is just "???" tho
Cramble Grenton
hi Jamie I brought you this feral red headed teen. he doesn't bite. I think