i'm watching it now and i'm already pretty amused
papermint tiger
i'm watching it now and i'm already pretty amused
i'm watching it now and i'm already pretty amused
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poor Stede
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this poor man trying to get pirates to open up about their feelings
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i mean this fellow isn't wrong, cats are sharp on five of their six ends
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this is going to end in tears
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oh Stede
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here we go
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murdery guy, decoy moves are a perfectly legit way to pirate
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and you got to kill someone
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why are you complaining
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awwwww they used all the flags!
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HIM
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HIM?
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just casually hanging a skull from your belt
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as you do
Taterthot
next to his huge cod piece because of course
Taterthot
his head is smoke, but only when he needs it to be
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and don't worry about the eyes
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ohhh HIM
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'and everybody clapped'
Taterthot
lkadsjf
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break out the shovels boys, start digging a trench
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i'm pretty sure that's how you refloat an aground boat
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ah, so that's the Nigel hallucination
Pen Again
yup.
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don't dictate how people vacation
Pen Again
lol
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oh my god it's so fucking trippy hearing this very feminine-sounding voice come from this big beardy guy
Taterthot
right? as a side note of funness, that actor is actually Nonbinary and is gloriously funny in interviews
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oooh, i see!
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/fixes the other comment
Taterthot
Seanan's Tumblr
Taterthot
for later
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ah some competent pirates showed up
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i wonder how long it will take these delightful idiots to ruin their day
Pen Again
like 5 seconds
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that long? wow
Taterthot
they are pretty competent
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fair point
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i love Buttons, he's such a mood
Taterthot
Agreeeed
Pen Again
buttons is a delight
Pen Again
what episode are you on? I'm trying to remember the order of things
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episode 2
Taterthot
2 they're in a cage
Pen Again
ooooo
Pen Again
XD
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my cat is on the other side of the house yelling at me for attention
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why are cats like this
Taterthot
lmao
Taterthot
need me to pause?
Pen Again
which cat?
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Mishka
Pen Again
ohhh of course
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scream for parent time
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aww Stede is getting therapy time
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cat tax
cat tax
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oh no, Lucius!
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oh jeez this guy isn't even the captain
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aah. Blackbeard's crew
Taterthot
Izzy Hands is a delight
Taterthot
he has lots of angry tiny dog energy
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ooooooooooooh that's Izzy Hands
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and yes i got that vibe
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'unprofessional???' YOU'RE PIRATES
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oh did he teach this guy to write
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or is this guy just doodling while Stede talks
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HAHA i was right
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
man for sale!
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check out this hot booty
Taterthot
We could have made magic
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boys, you are clean and well-dressed in a grubby little village thing
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you're the sexist thing in a thousand miles
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Poor Lucius
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
I cannot
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
he is so embarrassing omg
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wait who is this guy
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i know this actor
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who is this man
Taterthot
flight of the concords and portlandia
Taterthot
s his name escapes me
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Fred Armison?
Taterthot
yes!
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oh no
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
oh yes
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what are they about to drink
Pen Again
xD
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oh no
Pen Again
Pen Again
this whole everything is wonderful
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
yes innit
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
I also love Lucius just being disgusted in the background
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poor Lucius, he's built for this nonsense even less than Stede is
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Jim you're talking to a dead guy
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
my noses!
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STEDE
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Stupid fucking show
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
I hate it D<<<<<
Taterthot
its so good
Pen Again
it's a bunch of muppets. its wonderful
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damn this is such an unhappy marriage
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no wonder he ran away
Pen Again
yeah
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Izzy has such a hard job
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keep Blackbeard on track
Taterthot
YEAAAAAH
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Taterthot
ineffectual gay hammering
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lmao Lucius gently tapping the railing--yes
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oh my god i love him
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Buttons continuing to be a whole ass mood
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Mary tries so hard
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i feel bad for the wife too tbh
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but they're both just. Not good for each other at all
Taterthot
yeaaaah
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don't get all suicidal on us now, Ed
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did he just give Blackbeard an existential crisis
Taterthot
ye little bit
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existential crisis for everyone!
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OH MY GOD STEDE
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YOU ABSOLUTE CRAZY MAN
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well done properly guessing that Stede was about to scream his lungs out
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....women have crystals in their body? what superstition is that lmao
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blackbeard's turn for therapy
Pen Again
where are you at?
Taterthot
have you ever considered retirement?
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Blackbeard is both fascinated and flabbergasted by Stede's everything
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they swapped clothes omg
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if everyone didn't think they were both already insane
Taterthot
at least stede's crew knows how to roll with insanity
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Izzy's life is so hard
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𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
[chinhads]
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
papermint tiger
the majestic unicorn
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he is absolutely bullshitting everything here
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
fuck me 
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Blackbeard: /gives up immediately
Pen Again
yup
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LIGHTHOUSE TIME
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this is absolutely ridiculous but i love it
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lasdfkj;sdflkjasd;lfjkdas
Taterthot
I appreciate the music here swapping from stede's thematic elements to eds and then blending but that's some music nerd shit
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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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you idiots
Taterthot
do we want a quick break before the next episode, we're almost halfway
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sure, i could use a quick break
Taterthot
alrighty I'll be right back and we can do 5
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
yes I need to
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
do things >>
Taterthot
Fifteen?
Pen Again
papermint tiger
15 sounds good
Pen Again
you guys will be done by the time I get home and showered
Pen Again
well maybe not. maybe I'll be able to catch 9 and 10
Taterthot
ehehehe
Taterthot
Aight ready to start when we are all back
papermint tiger
i'm ready whenever
Taterthot
cool you may have to rejoin the stream
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Izzy's life only gets harder
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poor Stede
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ah some of Ed's past now
papermint tiger
are they about to go into the fancy party and fuck everything up
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Taterthot
I love Con O'Neill so fucking much
papermint tiger
yes he's great
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qflk'jasd;lasd
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i love Ed's little beard ribbons
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they're great
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OH NO
Taterthot
his little white bow shoes
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oh no
Pen Again
ed looks so nice in his purple coat
papermint tiger
everything aobut this is 'oh no'
Pen Again
lol
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fhahsdalhf;d nigerian prince scam
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oh dear
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flirt, dear boy! flirt for your hands!
Taterthot
PYRAMID SCHEME
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Ed has floewers in his haiir
Pen Again
hes so pretty here
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oh gosh we've got a real ponzy scheme going on here
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they're getting greedy
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and here we go
Taterthot
Izzy is the only serious human pirate on a crew of muppets
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ah here we go
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this is great
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turning the table on this rich bozos
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aww that was sweet
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glad the servants all got away from those idiots
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god i ship them so hard
Taterthot
Y U P
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
aaaaaaaaa
Pen Again
awww
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'liver? we don't even know what that thing does'
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Stede this isn't the kind of stabbing you need to be doing with Ed
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
Taterthot
buttons is always so glorious
papermint tiger
what is happening
Pen Again
what IS happening?
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
He adores you
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
why I'll never know
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
but he does
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i'm really struggling to hear it, i've got all my volumes turned up as much as they can go
papermint tiger
i'd put in ear buds but i tried that already and they didn't work for some reason
Taterthot
I wonder if it's my weird volume
Taterthot
one moment
papermint tiger
i will also close the stream and reenter when you start it up again
Taterthot
want me to rewind a bit?
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;fsjlaf;sdlf
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these guys are like 'fuck these guys are crazy, we're leaving'
papermint tiger
they're trying so hard
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meanwhile Lucius is just insane
Pen Again
oh then I know where you're at
oh then I know where you're at
Taterthot
I love how his whole crew has come around to rooting for stede and shouting suggestions
papermint tiger
somehow he won the duel by getting stabbed
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that doesn't seem right, somehow, but i'm glad Stede doesn't have to leave
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awww Lucius' friend is so sweet
Taterthot
So cute
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oh my god they just left him pinned to the mast
Taterthot
is the audio working should I subtitle the next one too?
papermint tiger
the subtitles got really weird at the end there lmao
papermint tiger
yeah audio is good now
Taterthot
yeah just rando subtitles so
Taterthot
who knows
Taterthot
DOLLOP OF MILK AND SEVEN SUGARS
papermint tiger
shit Blackbeard has a hell of sweet tooth
papermint tiger
seven sugars in that teensy little cup
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
sugar was pretty rare those days too
papermint tiger
damn you're right
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lol now they are calling him black Pete
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that poor Norwegian man
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poor Ed lmao
Taterthot
i love the crown royal bag on the shovel
Taterthot
sorry I need them
papermint tiger
ah, that's fine i honestly prefer subs
papermint tiger
are they roleplaying domestic life
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Lucius is watching all this go down like 'really, in front of my grilled snake'
Pen Again
I love that part
papermint tiger
damn Lucius is vicious
Taterthot
spitting truths
Pen Again
I shall shower and then if it's ok to join, I shall be by after I'm cleaned
Taterthot
hell ye
papermint tiger
they're trying so hard
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they're just gonna let that fire stay burning huh
papermint tiger
it's a stone orange, you idiot
papermint tiger
everyone is so boggled by the cat flag
Taterthot
its so good