Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:11 PM
[eurovision
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:11 PM
it is time
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:12 PM
YEAAAH ICELAND
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:23 PM
nice minor key electro stuff from Cezch Republic
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:23 PM
and holy SHIT the body glitter on the male dancers for Romania
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:25 PM
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:32 PM
I've managed to synchronize Graeme Norton on Radio 2 with the Swedish stream so I can get free snark
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:33 PM
I'm baffled by the IT reference at the beginning of Finland's stage show, but the song's great!
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:35 PM
I'll admit that during the songs I'm less enthused for I'm switching my headphones into my PS4 controller to keep playing Elden Ring
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:35 PM
I am... not a ballad person
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:37 PM
Time to get my ass kicked by an old Elden Lord while waiting for the next act
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:40 PM
FRAAAAANCE
𝗸𝗮𝘂𝗹
@baoshan
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:42 PM
I keep peeking in here and I need to stop AHHHHH so excited
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:43 PM
againstme
: YOU'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:43 PM
and immediately after France is Norway, jesus
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:43 PM
just stack up my favorites then
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:44 PM
fuck this is still so goddamn weird
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:46 PM
Bless these bizarre critters
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:50 PM
was gonna say, that last plurk seemed like a pretty niche Eurovision gig
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:51 PM
also that second pic just makes me think "what if Anubis founded Daft Punk?"
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:51 PM
and I'm disappointed we'll never have someone actually run with that
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:55 PM
Nox
: I accidentally screenshotted my Elden Ring wiki window on the first attempt
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:55 PM
But yeah Subwoolfer is making their best go of it
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 7:57 PM
also while this is going on I'm literally one boss away from finishing Elden Ring
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:00 PM
That fast?
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:01 PM
I mean. I've put in 208 hours on my first playthrough, so
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:01 PM
not
super
fast
𝗸𝗮𝘂𝗹
@baoshan
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:02 PM
Aww you're about to see my true form
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:03 PM
spain's fun, and the crowd is going
nuts
over seeing her collarbones when the jacket came off
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:04 PM
Once we get an intermission, I'll be fighting the final boss
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:04 PM
until then, I'm farming revenants in Elphael
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:05 PM
healing them right to heck, it works fantastic
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:08 PM
UKRAAAAAAAAAINE
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:11 PM
I'm always here for songs that have a heavy folk element to them, especially if it's not stuffed into english
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:11 PM
also props to whoever designed the light show because they're making great use of the stage
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:13 PM
Germany. Meh.
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:13 PM
let me find a quote from a german mutual of mine...
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:16 PM
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:20 PM
Lithuania's is interestingly... cabaret? is that the word I'm looking for?
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:20 PM
"We've already seen eight countries and still nobody fell into the fountain."
-Austrian commentator
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:20 PM
lol
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:21 PM
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:22 PM
the memes on tumblr are quite good so far, and are about 1/3rd norway
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:24 PM
"the finnish announcer calling the german guy an eminem from lidl"
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:29 PM
I'm kind of a sucker for note bending and gospel harmonies like in Belgium's song so I'm vibing a bit on this
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:32 PM
"There's a few Arabian-style rugs on the floor that make you hope they'll fly, just so SOMETHING happens"
The Flemish commentary about Germany
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:39 PM
I understand that a downtempo song can be a good break but
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:39 PM
Iceland is so very,
VERY
downtempo
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:42 PM
and then Moldova is here to wake me up, thank you Moldova
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:44 PM
I have no idea what's going on but I
swear
the singer just made Mario WAHOO! noise and you know with this much energy, he's earned that
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:45 PM
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:47 PM
"rare pic of your local uncle squad tearing up the nearest european dance floor"
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:50 PM
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:51 PM
Australia's song isn't my type but the OUTFIT
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:52 PM
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:53 PM
it's got a corset and a fluffy train and sparkly everything
and
a veil
AND
a suit top with puffy sleeves
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 8:54 PM
the sheer genderfuck vibes are worth some points
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:08 PM
had to go do some stuff and I'm back for Serbiaaaaa
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:08 PM
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:08 PM
"she's got her hands in her own basin, which is some sort of imagery, innit?"
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:12 PM
fantastic domme vibes off of her
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:13 PM
tumblr is reacting accordingly
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:13 PM
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:17 PM
I hope they intentionally parked themselves near norway because if not, they should've known they'd end up with photobombing wolves
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:19 PM
omg one of the French crew was wearing a shirt that said "It's Brittany, bitch!"
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:26 PM
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:26 PM
hell yeah måneskin with a banger and the excellent queer vibes
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:27 PM
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:27 PM
singer's got pearl earrings on
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:28 PM
and the drummer continues to be very cute
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:30 PM
oh poor singer looks like he's turned an ankle in those boots, he's limping pretty bad
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:30 PM
performing like that must be hard as hell
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:38 PM
oh eurovision
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 9:52 PM
I know Mika is a real person with a real singing career but I
cannot
look at him in this outfit and not think "oh it's the guy from Zoolander"
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 10:00 PM
hell yeah video from the ISS!!
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 10:07 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 10:14 PM
aaaaaaaaa Tix! We love ya, lad.
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 10:17 PM
12 from Poland to Ukraine!
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 10:20 PM
Iceland adorable as last time
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 10:22 PM
Latvia like "announcing the jury votes is no excuse not to be extremely sparkly"
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 10:22 PM
also lol when Cyprus announced their twelve points, the audience yelled "GREEEEECE" before they could say it
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 10:33 PM
LETS DIS CO TEQUE
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 10:38 PM
I'm loving the flower witch vibes from Australia
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 10:45 PM
eyyy Germany isn't going to have zero points
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 10:46 PM
come on voters France was worth more than that!
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 11:00 PM
СЛАВА УКРАЇНІ HOLY FUCK
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 11:00 PM
I knew they'd get a lot but
w h a t
Spider
@PaleAntiquarian
Sat, May 14, 2022 11:03 PM
載入新的回覆
-Austrian commentator
The Flemish commentary about Germany