

現在我有冰淇淋
【剛剛是不是經歷了時間被偷走
】(我最近在噗浪發廢文的頻率提升了)


現在我有冰淇淋
我坐在路咖啡廳裏面背對廁所的位置,洗手台在廁所門外,基本上開關門聲音跟水流聲我都聽得到

現在我有冰淇淋
然後我對面的男生跟他旁邊的女生說他要上廁所,於是就繞過了長桌(桌子有一邊黏牆,要上廁所要整個桌子繞一次)到我身後的廁所

現在我有冰淇淋
然後我就聽到,他開門進了廁所之後馬上,接下來的那種馬上,0.1秒後的那種馬上,沖了水開了門出來洗手

現在我有冰淇淋







現在我有冰淇淋







現在我有冰淇淋
你是光速尿尿嗎????????????還是有奇怪的生理構造,在踏進廁所這個空間的一秒內,就會透過各種毛細孔把代謝物往外丟????

現在我有冰淇淋
我原本想說幹是不是有時間犯罪者開始在偷取人們的時間片刻

現在我有冰淇淋
後來想到我昨天才夢到我穿越了時間裂縫

現在我有冰淇淋
是不是我才是時間犯罪者(公鯊小
