Mom: I want to have a good brunch, with two sun-side eggs, bacon, toast, and …… Also, it should be within walking distance, not NYC standard, maybe 5-15 minutes?
Tama: You know how hard it is to find a reservation for weekend fine brunch near the central park?
Never get bored talkin’ with my mom
抱歉會是全英文更新，因為我是直接貼上IG內容XD
請大家欣賞たま媽如何逼瘋たま。
Mom: Why ur luggage is so light?
Tama: Cuz I only stay for one night?
Mom: I thought would be 9.
Tama: Should I get u some medicine for memory loss or delusion?
Tama: Let’s go get some drink
(Walked out)
Mom: It feels dangerous. Let’s buy drinks at the cart.
(One snapple tea, one coke, one lighter $8 )
Mom: Why it is so expensive?
Tama: Welcome to the United States of America.
Mom: Why u haven’t got a boyfriend?
Tama: er……guess because I don’t want to get one?
是說為什麼到IG就變英文（？
讓她每天大花特花沒錢就回台灣My mom: u can study at my hotel at least I can see you.
Also my mom: Why you don’t go out with me. I’m finally in NYC.
So should I study or not?
Mom: If we cannot meet every day, what’s the sense of my visit to NYC?
Tama: Maybe cuz u want to come to grad ceremony?
Mom: I should stay longer in CA and not come back to NYC in early July?
Tama: Why u think I can go around w/ u at the last month of bar preparation?
# actually she promised goin’ back to TW from CA but she just (pretend) forget it
(At bagel shop)
Mom: It’s huge. Let’s share one. What do u want? As always, salmon?
Tama: yes, I like salmon.
Mom: But I want roast beef.
Why bother asking me!!!!!!
Tama: You’re the only Taiwanese parent.
Mom: because I’m the one love own child the most
Tama: No, because you’re the only one loves spending money
Mom: I hate eat alone.
Tama: I eat alone for the whole year.
9
Mom: I want to have whole course (appertizer, entry……) not a single hamburger or something.
Tama: (Started imaging how bad things would be in July and feel desperate)
9:45 in the morning
Mom: I want to have a good brunch, with two sun-side eggs, bacon, toast, and …… Also, it should be within walking distance, not NYC standard, maybe 5-15 minutes?
Tama: You know how hard it is to find a reservation for weekend fine brunch near the central park?
（This happened during my final exam preparation period)
Mom: Find a medium to high price restaurent.
Tama: Around how much?
Mom: Use your common sense, Jenny.
# Your common sense is not my common sense. My common sense is not your common sense.
# 僕の常識はキミの非常識
キミの常識は僕の非常識
(Outside the restaurent)
Tama: You said you want to go to XXX again. Remember where it is?
Mom:ummm…… maybe west, or east, or south?
(Open the google map)
Tama: It’s two blocks in the North……
我家那位也是常常讓我翻白眼的
情緒勒索源頭(Heading to the High Line)
Mom: We’re approaching the river! Are we close to the Brooklyn Bridge now?
Tama: ……