๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
Chocobo Farm... This is my ultimate goal. But it's going to be complicated...

Apparently birthing bbs is a tricky thing in this world with time being so wibbly wobbly!
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
So Prompto is going to have to get serious!
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
He's going to have to learn Sora magic so he can ward his farm! He's gonna have to get a business license so he can have a farm to ward!
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
He's going to have to talk to the locals about how they manage to breed livestock and such and do his best to employ their methods... Otherwise any chocochicks born will inevitably die. And no one wants that!!
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
On the plus side, because time is all weird, when the chocobos are born they can grow up pretty fast! It's just keeping them safe until that point.
ะฒัปส‚ส‚ ฦšฦฐส€ฮบ
i'm so excited
โ„•๐•ฆ๐•˜๐•˜๐•–๐•ฅ
Xiu Ya Time
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
Sephiroth could have a chocobo of his own~
Bah Humbug
Wufei will definitely not ask about when Chocobo meat will become available in stores.
ะฒัปส‚ส‚ ฦšฦฐส€ฮบ
Bah Humbug
Wufei sitting outside the chocobo farm with a fried duck having a picnic
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
You know that's a good way to get himself killed, right?
ะฒัปส‚ส‚ ฦšฦฐส€ฮบ
Prom and Noct donโ€™t play when it comes to their chocobos, especially Prom
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
Nope! Prom just sitting there polishing his gun lol
ะฒัปส‚ส‚ ฦšฦฐส€ฮบ
Noctis casually summoning a sword or a pair of daggers
Bah Humbug
XDDDD
Bah Humbug
See then he'd just get up and draw his own weapon.
Bah Humbug
He's going to give Duo gray hairs
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
Wufei is gonna get himself murdered lol!
Bah Humbug
Wufei: I was just INNOCENTLY having my lunch of deep fried poultry...
Bah Humbug
Wufei, who has not been innocent one single moment of his life
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
Duo: Who the hell eats chicken outside of a chicken farm? That's cruel and unusual even by our standards!
Bah Humbug
Wufei: Apparently they're not chickens at all. Nor are they for eating, which is a shame.
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
Funnily enough... I think they do eat em. Some of em.
ะฒัปส‚ส‚ ฦšฦฐส€ฮบ
I donโ€™t think any of Ignisโ€™s recipes have chocobo, thankfully ๐Ÿ˜‚
Bah Humbug
Lmfao eventually Wufei will make nice with them
Bah Humbug
Eventually.
Bah Humbug
He's just going to have to meet one to change his mind about whether or not they should be eaten.
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
He should meet Birb... She'll groom him!
Bah Humbug
He would be so confused
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
Just making him pretty. His hair needs floofing!
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
Duo off to the side with his hands over his mouth trying to stop his laughter... But also begging Prompto to take a pic and send it to him!
Bah Humbug
Wufei trying to smooth his hair back down, cursing at the chocobo in chinese. Chocobo mistakes it for friendliness or something.
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
Birb will groom Clouds hair for him too!
๐“ฌ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ๐“ธ๐“ท
But. ...can he race them someday. ;;
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
End Goal is to set up some awesome chocobo races!
Bah Humbug
Also unrelated but spider-kitten is confirmed, Wufei is getting/got them a white one.
Bah Humbug
Let me know if you wanna thread something out about it, I never top leveled at the TDM but I could toss one up for that if you want.
๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™–ฮผ๐™ญ๐™ž๐™– ๐Ÿ’ฎ
We could do something of you want? I'd be happy to!
Bah Humbug
Okie! I will write a prompt for him bringing the spider kitten home tomorrow and post it.
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