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Made rice porridge and cracked a raw egg into it, let's see if i die or not in a few hours!!
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i'll get the headstone ready
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if i do, at least i can die happy because that shit was tasty af
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that is something you have to be careful with tbh
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raw eggs can be consumed in Japan because salmonella isn't a thing there
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: yeah, exactly. i did let it sit in the hot rice for a little bit to kind of cook from the heat of the porridge but i took a risk lol
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meh i've been spinning that roulette a few times a month for years now
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you're probably fine
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: i think so too, but still.
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sure do wish we had better food health standards!! 
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yeah it's a Concern to be sure lmao
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Man itโd be wild if you died from something unrelated in that time frame
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Like random tiger attack or something
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: my cat just becomes a tiger
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Decides you look like a pumpkin full of meat
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oh my god, at least i'd die letting her be enriched and happy 
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Plurk - we have normal conversations
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.....so what you're saying is if roxy died i could blame the egg
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hmmmmmmmm
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: 
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i'll haunt you by stealing all your cheese
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you wouldn't DARE
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WATCH ME
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i will put all my cheese in a safe
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lined with SALT
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i'll like it
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LICK IT
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like a DEER
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mlem
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a mlem back to the shadow realm with you!!
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tbf Salmonella rarely kills unless there are other factors involved
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might leave you begging for death tho
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: how is a safe supposed to stop a ghost
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that's what the salt is for
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the safe is just for regular cheese thieves
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but everybody knows ghosts are stuck on the lo-sodium diet
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: yeah exactly, i'm hoping not that. i've definitely been there before
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you're not likely to get salmonella from pasteurized eggs!! u should be fine
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i live
i live
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snaps