BACKSMITH BOI
shipping who we’re logged in as. You get https://images.plurk.com/3Glkh1dhN1ig0C265rKZ9a.png
BACKSMITH BOI
There’s no way it goes well
BACKSMITH BOI
I mean look at this smarmy fuck
elle?????
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBn/4Sk/mnlxrGQqqjQlhGfu6GdBMN10ska_lg.png she'd defeat him
WATERING CAN'T
it would never go well i only play kratos right now
BACKSMITH BOI
elle????? SHE LOOKS WAY TO GOOD FOR HIM
BACKSMITH BOI
WATERING CAN'T LLOYD ALREADY HAS ENOUGH DADS
elle?????
she doesn't even have any superpowers she's just Win
WATERING CAN'T
he doesn't need a dad that's even stupider than he is
BACKSMITH BOI
I mean yeah I’m pretty sure Darin would look at her and go ‘nope, I lose! Not nearly cool or charming enough’
nyarukami
https://images.plurk.com/3p5jmsp3A6gp89ysvtmFap.gif ah. hm.
BACKSMITH BOI
LISTEN DARIN ISN’T DUMBER THAN LLOYD THEY JUST UTILIZE THEIR SINGLE BRAIN CELL IN DIFFERENT CAPACITIES
BACKSMITH BOI
nyarukami : look they already make an amazing team
nyarukami
"amazing" "team"
elle?????
link is Also too powerful but he doesn't know it
that's what would make it good
BACKSMITH BOI
Also if Darin tried to dress as a gerudo he’d look like this https://images.plurk.com/2C6QUgwpIDdTnlPjQQMfS9.jpg
BACKSMITH BOI
So naturally now I want this
tiny bastard
cyberverse megatron
nyarukami
listen i am 100% certain we can make that happen
tiny bastard
the universe can NOT take that amount of clownery
nyarukami
i don't know how or why yet but i am SURE IT'S POSSIBLE
medieval grunge
please dress him as tequila joseph
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
Would they even know they were dating
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
Like would it Occur
BACKSMITH BOI
nyarukami : I am legit holding you to that
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tiny bastard : there’s no way. It would just implode on itself
BACKSMITH BOI
medieval grunge : I AM GOING TO DO MY BEST
BACKSMITH BOI
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ : I mean...I don’t....huh.
BACKSMITH BOI
Nope. No they wouldn’t.
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
unsure
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
It's ok labels are stupid
WATERING CAN'T
BACKSMITH BOI
I feel like Kratos would be looming and Darin would be like ‘man, chill out it’s not like I’m dating your son’ and there would just be a lot of confused looks all around
BACKSMITH BOI
Cᴏғғᴇᴇ Sɪɴɴᴇʀ
Look what is even the definition of 'dating'
WATERING CAN'T
holding... hands????
WATERING CAN'T
kratos, a father: but how DO you date
tiny bastard
cant go outside without being put on some kind of cringe comp
tiny bastard
ryo i'm losing my mind you're so brain for playing kratos
tiny bastard
what a perfect character for your writing style and humour shut up link me threads right now
WATERING CAN'T
I'M BRAIN?????
tiny bastard
SO BRAIN
WATERING CAN'T
omg im brain
WATERING CAN'T
here's his inbox just go apeshit worldsokayestdad | IC Inbox
Goat Arson
I'm logged in with Velo and I'm not sure the world is ready for that pairing
Slapricorn
you already know
Slapricorn
and I'm also here for tequila joseph let me get in on THAT plot
Slapricorn
BACKSMITH BOI
I would love to see Allura react to tequila Darin
Slapricorn
I would love to see Darin try to explain why
Slapricorn
... like she's an alien, you could make up any reason for that
BACKSMITH BOI
Because he looks good duh
Slapricorn
you know what, fair
Slapricorn
on a more serious note I do love what we have started at Incensed, it's a good balance between genuine connection and getting on each other's nerves
Slapricorn
the ideal mix of tsuntsun and deredere
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