Gabiluzbad
It is time, my children. Send me pictures of your blorbos, and I will judge them based on how hot they are
Gabiluzbad
I like blorbos SO much more than waifus, husbandos, etc
Quinneapolis
it's a great term honestly
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
https://images.plurk.com/2jSUkdYAGluCUdnQwS0bLv.png one of my characters ever
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
WAIT I MISREAD THIS PLURK
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GENERIC RATE UR BLORBOS. PLEASE HOLD.
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
https://images.plurk.com/1QcyrNSanPtj7InUYXNant.png there
Gabiluzbad
superorbital: points for outfit, points for cleavage, minus for knees together pose and super long hair. Over all...8/10. Fairly hot
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
what if i told u she has a super soft oneesan voice. does that affect ur judgement any further
Gabiluzbad
Ryoko is a cutie and a good girl who is trying her best but is babby and not applicable
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
ryoko is a tenouttaten blorbo outside the specific parameters of this plurk. nods.
AzureChrysanthemum
OK so out of touch idiot, it me. What in the world does "blorbo" mean?
AzureChrysanthemum
Cute girl with tiddy out?
popoto pancake
https://images.plurk.com/4Qjap4hrcC4vbzgJxpdrl3.jpg
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
https://i.imgur.com/lM1arUR.jpg
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
AzureChrysanthemum : originates from the phrase "blorbo from my shows" which was a sort of tongue-in-cheek lightly poking fun reference to the way people will tag completely unrelated posts on tumblr as XYZ fictional character
pixie lovemail
https://images.plurk.com/3E4HI0Su5CVUQQbTt7Kp4G.jpg
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
now generally just means "the fictional character i feel very strongly about and would not shut up about if given the choice"
𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
basically if they're a character u can just sit around and be content rotating them in your head. that's your blorbo.
popoto pancake
yeah it intersects with comfort character too
Quinneapolis
https://images.plurk.com/6vloKLqhyW9NTPl2q3oztF.png
pixie lovemail
I would send Sevka but I only have picrews of her alas
popoto pancake
i guess technically zenos is probably closer to my blorbo but that is such an awful statement to make so
Gabiluzbad
Oneesan voice does not effect the rating significantly
ArtIsArt
I need to think about this.
ArtIsArt
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBn/rsZ/cDt1sda1zipVtTubCZtsO7P4tmE_lg.jpg Let's start here.
Gabiluzbad
popoto pancake : an excellent blorbo but in terms of sheer hotness I can’t give him over...let’s say 6.5/10
Gabiluzbad
★ тяу-нαя∂уи : excellent fashion sense, tousled hair, a bit more twink than I’m into, but I’ll give him a 7/10
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
understandable
Gabiluzbad
I’m grading on a curve, of sorts, or no boy would rank higher this. Like a 6
Gabiluzbad
Than, like*
oh i'm scary
https://images.plurk.com/5HIVgf6m124JVA2GQYL5nS.png
Hazard Kitten
https://images.plurk.com/4MoFtNFH5cW8DrvJt206VT.png I have a few, but this is probably the most blorbo
Gabiluzbad
TheDoomkitten: I’ve never been WILD about the goth aesthetic but they have great legs, which I support. 8/10 overall
pixie lovemail
nods wisely
Frozen Time
https://images.plurk.com/3RvRY4Yu9Q50Uu73ud3yrQ.png I feel like going for the low score today, apparently
Gabiluzbad
Quinneapolis : excellent choice. Notable chest but not over done, notable muscles but not overdone. Shortish hair by femme standards, tiny gym shorts. 9/10
AzureChrysanthemum
superorbital thank you! I feel less bad about staring at the word and the things people were linking and just being completely confused by all of it
ArtIsArt
I have another older blorbo who if anyone recognizes them i will give them 1 virtual donut.
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBn/KTg/nXYwgbMO5gSP7Q9354Xm4rHtP7q_lg.png
Gabiluzbad
ArtIsArt : dapper as all fuck, carrying a rose as an accessory, neat dreads, not overly twinky. 8.5/10
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
that's memes for you, baby,
ArtIsArt
I appreciate your appreciation.
Gabiluzbad
murkrows: as my liege she gets 10/10, but just in terms of hotness she doesn’t really do it for me. Her clothes ENTIRELY hide her figure and what we CAN see has a sort of malnourished look that I’m not wild about. 4/10
Blighty
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBn/GaL/zhKdyQcGQMVhJpyEp0Ot1BUkXXS_lg.jpg
Gabiluzbad
Hazard Kitten : obviously a huge romantic badass who can rock a cape. I’m giving him a 9.5/10 which he could easily bump up to a 10 with a slightly different haircut and an outfit that doesn’t have a huge cartoon skull splashed across his chest
Gabiluzbad
Frozen Time : he’s got a good build, but it’s obscured by his armor, and his serious eyes and sharp cheekbones aren’t really doing it for me. 5/10
Gabiluzbad
ArtIsArt : having a hard time getting a read on them but I’ll toss out a solid 7/10 just for that bitchin’ jacket
Gabiluzbad
Blighty : NA, Kirby does not compute
BattroidBattery
https://images.plurk.com/OQWIWw8ubwOTzkjfbhApX.png
ArtIsArt
Fair enough - he's a beautiful disaster mans.
dragon time
https://images.plurk.com/7wam39uEwx8lbuvTo6xNlS.png
Hazard Kitten
the skull stays its ~aesthetic~☆
Hazard Kitten
aaah Chris!
BattroidBattery
https://images.plurk.com/1ZsO1FHMxx68Ptf6i190zp.png casual mode
Gabiluzbad
BattroidBattery : every individual piece of her is good in isolation but when taken all together there’s something about her that feels slightly off and I can’t put my finger on what it is. 6/10
magnet
https://images.plurk.com/1RowWiDCeaUvnJoZMFrCOw.png
Gabiluzbad
Oh casual mode is MUCH better
Gabiluzbad
8.5/10
BattroidBattery
fryface
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
OH MY WIFE
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i always forget black lagoon exists until i remember and i'm gay
magnet
Black Lagoon is my favorite harem anime
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
sage nod
Gabiluzbad
dragon time : 1.5/10. I can appreciate the rugged survivor look which is all that’s saving him from a 1/10
Doctor Ansem
I'm sorry, but I looked far and wide for a more recent blorbo, but for the life of me I cannot beat THE ORIGINAL:
https://images.plurk.com/5yfqIk7AkXBiFXEcOpT9E5.png
Blighty
kirby is the most blorbo imaginable though
Gabiluzbad
Doctor Ansem : that’s a cute outfit except for the shoes, which look like one misstep from a broken ankle. Over all let’s say 8/10
Blighty
ok a real new fav
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBn/RUj/wHHP71PfKiQVhF6FCTKtCEU3Ip9_lg.jpg https://imgs.plurk.com/QBn/yJg/TwTpEeUFlESLCjmrOyQL8TEKHZN_lg.jpg
Blighty
for some reason this game has non-anime and anime versions of all their art
Quinneapolis
those both look somewhat anime
Blighty
i am admittedly unclear as to what the difference is supposed to be
the right is specifically only if you play in japan
Gabiluzbad
Blighty : she’s cute. Her armor looks almost plausible as actual protective gear while also accentuating her figure, and she has sensible footwear. I give her a...7.8/10
Gabiluzbad
magnet : whups I missed you
Gabiluzbad
She is cool as HELL but honestly not especially hot if you ask me
Gabiluzbad
The outfit is A+ but the cigar is a turn-off and I don’t feel like I could talk to her without getting murdered
Love Snake Kaja
Oh I missed this plurk so here goes
Love Snake Kaja
https://images.plurk.com/73aDxX7VXj78qoxtz0qnKn.png
Love Snake Kaja
literal blob lol
Gabiluzbad
Love Snake Kaja : I’m not wild about that skirt but other that she’s extremely cute. I would smooch her if the opportunity arose. 9/10
A Grinning DM
My favorite blorbo has been depicted by countless artists for 870 years, I'm more attracted to the concept than the aesthetic, but here is what I think is the hottest art that came up of her in a google image search: https://images.plurk.com/7Mrjvt9R2z1Muw1m7uLcZs.png
A Grinning DM
Hmmm also https://images.plurk.com/5QIUOMTfp1XSt4bp8nLhC.png and https://images.plurk.com/65ZuulztuLlok5D2hOOy4j.png are also my blorbos, I think I'm seeing a pattern here
ShootingXC
https://images.plurk.com/31eKx5UIQGdBnNda7I9hXK.jpg
Gabiluzbad
A Grinning DM : 9/10, 8/10, 6/10 respectively
Gabiluzbad
ShootingXC : she’s more cool than hot. Overall 6.5/10
Gabiluzbad
Honestly Kallen is more my type
ShootingXC
fair choice
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