give my character pet-shaming signs

I'm picturing Arete and Tephra both holding up a single sign that says We started an eight-hour fight that broke most of a train car because we couldn't agree on who gets our old room now that we don't share a body anymore.

"he pretends he can read this sign"

ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ : who is that?

"I invented a whole new magic system, overthrew a corrupt empire, and I still can't open pickle jars on my own."

ArtIsArt : IT'S HARD WITH THIS ARM

jaika

That's fair, but I'm amused that it takes more than mage hand can muster.

It's true Jaika DOES pretend to be able to read signs