Today's Twitter protagonist is a woman who left her husband and kids for a guy she got a crush on who then immediately turned her down

Amanda Trenfield: I met my soulmate and ended my 14-...

she keeps using the phrase "soulmate" they never even had sex

and then she became a life coach after this

good lord

Please enjoy the cover of her magnus opus.

she was at the conference where she met the guy with her husband, in an attempt to "reconnect"!!!!! and bailed so hard she broke the sound barrier

no one less self-aware exists in the world, I am pretty sure

a midlife crisis of unfathomable proportions

dude doged a bullet

also her kids are putting her in the worst nursing home

if they're speaking to her at all anymore. I wouldn't

you read AITA and think "man a lot of these have to be fiction" but nah, sometimes these people really do exist