A squirrel just barked at me. Fuck you squirrel!

probably trying to get a hold of his cousin that is in the fucking ceiling in the back room. I follow him/her around the room with ruler, thwaking the ceiling until I can't hear his scrabbly little feet. Then I just shut down and stand in the middle of the room holding the ruler until hours later, it comes back and I can thwak again. Like a roomba, but

Thwakier.

I stand with the squirrels!

isle - We have many wall squirrels.

He's just trying to get a little nut! The squirrel too.

it just wants to play

Beef : I'll personally kill any squirrel I can. They are the worst damned things. Rats with fluffy tails. House destroyers.