Reading through the confluence log now... Eddie is totally adopting a cranky spud monster
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
Reading through the confluence log now... Eddie is totally adopting a cranky spud monster
Reading through the confluence log now... Eddie is totally adopting a cranky spud monster
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
of course he will want to adopt a cranky spud monster
fairygodmother
omg yes
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
this sounds like a flawless plan with no downsides
fairygodmother
all the best plans are
Spookitty
Bart is totally offering a haven for homeless spuds.
𝐭𝐬𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐭
nudges go reply to ac you nerd
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
Spookitty
: like a farm upstate?
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
𝐭𝐬𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐭
: omg shit ty!
Tad Cooper
Bart whyyy
Spookitty
Because he has a field that needs planting?
Spookitty
And the potatoes and chickens can be enrichment for each other.
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
you can't eat Eddie's new friend D:
Spookitty
He wasn't going to let them be eaten!
Tad Cooper
They’re going to raise an army of near sentient potatoes
Spookitty
They're living, feeling creatures who deserve respect.
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
/hugs new spud friend tight
fairygodmother
do potatoes like hugs
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
Eddie will find out
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
For SCIENCE
Tad Cooper
Note to self: If Tim meets Eddie, do not discuss what he has seen people do to potatoes
Spookitty
Tim, are you going to try to use the spuds for a power source?
Tad Cooper
No, Katsuki blew them up screaming about sea salt and rosemary
Spookitty
Oh.
ʙʟᴀᴄᴋɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ʙᴏʏ
he doesn't mind people eating boring potatoes