Food poisoning 202 yesterday and I McFucking died on the couch whole Terry handed me saltines and Gatorade. I AM GOOD NOW JUST God damn

this is like the third time this year you've gotten food poisoning, what is UP???

I MADE AN ERROR THIS TIME and aye raw soybean sprouts

Also I may be intolerant to hard boiled eggs

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, that's actually why Kroger doesn't carry them anymore

they're too prone to salmonella contamination, so they just said "fuck it, we ain't dealing with that liability no more"

also, huh..... just hard-boiled eggs, not scrambled or fried?

food poisoning is the worst. glad you're feeling better tho

I've done that to myself too