"Because you wrote 'I wish you were her'. You left out the 'E'.You left without me, and now you're somewhere out there with a bitch! Slut! Psycho babe!"
"You could write a million letters everyday confessing to me that I am the girl of your dreams. But nobody ever asked me. I never looked at you that way. 'Cause I always thought you were gay."
蒐集一些「有趣的悲劇」的歌詞！
因為你寫了「我希望你是她」，你漏了E，你漏了我，而現在你不知在哪和一個婊子蕩婦蕭查某在一起！
（I wish you were here我希望你在這，漏寫一個E就變成我希望你是她）
你可以寫數萬封的信來向我表白，說我是你的夢中情人，但沒人問過我，我從沒那樣看待你，我一直以為你是甲。
市面上的紙巾 都由我代言