魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:19 PM
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:49 PM
今日原廢
突然發現有魈傳說捏避個雷
可惡剛剛用英文抬槓的聊天內容太好笑可是忘記截圖ㄌ
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:20 PM
我們聊了超長，可能只能擷取幾段記得的講，
基本上都是我一個人在胡言亂語
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:22 PM
一開始在友列的世界裡掛機耍廢，這時有個英文名字的陌生人進來
友：”Hi”
陌生人：”Hi”
我：”ice cream is good to eat.”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:24 PM
友：”I like hot tea more, it’s healthier.”
我：”I hate hot tea.”
陌生人：”why? Because it’s hot?”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:27 PM
我：”No, I hate hot tea, because Zongli always drink hot tea.”
友：”Why you know he drinks hot tea? not coffee?”
我：”He always drink hot tea and don’t pay mora, so i am angry.”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:28 PM
我：”the traveler told me, hehe.”(派蒙叉腰）
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:32 PM
後來朋友邀了我們打本，打斷我的胡言亂語，我們打了一局，要開始第二局時，選角階段陌生人選了岩主，我馬上換鍾離，朋友一直喊不要，我們才換回溫迪跟砂糖
第三局開始前，我說幹嘛不要，不用風角試試嘛，比較好玩，朋友說不然我們來打岩隊
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:36 PM
於是我拿出了我珍藏已久的可愛汪汪小五郎，陌生人一樣拿了岩主，朋友拿了鍾離跟女僕，然後亂打一通打過了，我超困惑我的五郎的傷害，我根本還沒練五郎結果只是隨便砸一個E就有5000，陌生人說有可能是因為岩隊的加成
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:40 PM
後來第四局，我提議我們來玩國家隊吧，陌生人說他要拿香菱，我說我拿班尼特或重雲，這時我朋友說”use xiaogon”（忘記朋友是不是這樣打，但反正唸起來就是這個拼音），我以為他說的是”宵宮”
我：”I don’t have her.” 雖然我不知道為什麼會突然要我拿宵宮
友：”I don’t have her either.”兩人抱團取暖
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:43 PM
結果進入選人介面，我帶著純曬角的心情秀了雷神，友：”......”
友：”you said you don’t have her!!!!!”
我：”ah....I thought you said...（不知道宵宮英文是什麼）”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:45 PM
總之後來就用完全沒練的雷神渾水摸魚打過了（輸出都靠別人），出來我們繼續尬聊
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:48 PM
我：”I commented you eat ice cream in the winter.”
陌生人：”sorry but. what is winter?”
我：”winter is a season after summer and fall.”
我才知道原來對方不是英文母語，所以就問對方來自哪裡
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:52 PM
陌生人：”I’m from South of Aisa. My country just have two season.”
我：”I see, I come from a place I don’t know how to say,”
友：”You mean Earth? or mean solar system?”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:55 PM
我：”you are so clever!”
我：”My country have many ice cream. when I wake up there is full of ice cream on the table!”
友：”You bought it？”
我：”No, I didn’t buy it. It’s Kaeya!”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 2:59 PM
我：”Actually, Kaeya didn’t buy it, he made it,”
我：”He made it by using his E.”
我：”When I hope to let icecream don’t melt so quickly, I will call Xinque.”
我：”And Xinque will kick on it. And the ice cream won’t melt,”
柳橙汁🐚星空螢光魚
@fo_juice_gs
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:04 PM
宵宮是yoimiya
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:07 PM
我：”btw, it’s your time to introduce yourself where you from”（指我朋友）
友：”I’m from Mars.”
我：”Mars！I haven’t went to Mars！What does Mars look like?”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:11 PM
友：”it just look like the desert on Earth.”
陌生人：”desert？is ice cream desert?”
友：”No, not that desert.”
我：”No, icecream is good desert. Desert is bad desert.”
友：”Wait！I google it, it’s dessert and desert!!!!”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:15 PM
友：it looks like our English are all bad.”
我：”No. Your English is perfect. I haven’t seen a Mars person talk English like you.”
我：”So, is there many turtles on Mars?”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:21 PM
陌生人：”Why is turtle?”
友：”No, turtle can’t live here.”
我：”Because turtles like the sand, they always lay on the stone, with the sunshine through the cloud.”（根本不知道我自己在講什麼）
我：”Kaeya told me that.”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:22 PM
友：”You can’t trust Kaeya!!!!!”
我：”why? He is a good person, he won’t lie to me.”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:26 PM
我：”the turtle live in the deap sea, and they can still live thousand years, it’s not reasonable they can’t live on Mars.”
陌生人：”I have a question. Why turtle like dessert but live in the deap sea?”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:29 PM
我：”That’s easy. Because deap sea is many sand. Zongli teach me the lesson.”
我：”Zongli is a good teacher. I commented you to learn from him.”
陌生人：”learn him broken himself?”
友：”learn him without of mora?”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:32 PM
我：”No！don’t learn these. Do you know Xiao? He is a bad example.”
陌生人：”what did he learn?”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:37 PM
我：”He learn how to fall down.”
陌生人：”And his Hp get loss.”
我：”that’s right! He learn how to fall down from high place, and loss his HP!”
陌生人：”But he became stronger after that.”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:39 PM
我：”that isn’t totally right. Although his body become stronger, but his mental was broken.”
我：”his body can’t handle his mental.”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:46 PM
我：”He choose to leave city away, so that there will be less people get hurt from him.”
我：”His soul is lonely.”
我：”He can’t saved by anyone, because he have already get rid of himself.”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:48 PM
友：”Wait！I have seen the story, he was broken is because the black fog from the monster he beat.”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:53 PM
我：”Yes! He was controlled by the nightmare before, and Moracus save him.
陌生人：”Who is Moracus? Do you mean Morax？”
我：”oh yes! He give him the name and let him protect Liyue, so he have to fight with monsters.”
陌生人：”Why Morax give him the name xiao? “
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 3:59 PM
我：”Actually, Idk. But I guess it’s because the sound of xiao is similar to little bird.”
（我只是在亂講）
陌生人：”eh? little bird?”
陌生人：”but I translate the word, it say it’s means ‘small’ “
友：”Xiao isn’t mean bird neither small!!!”
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 4:03 PM
大概就這些，其實已經是精簡化節錄的了
覺得用英文聊原神真的好好玩，然後也超級謝謝那個朋友很配合的用英文聊wwwwww
可憐的陌生人遭殃，結果直到最後我們都不知道那個陌生人申請進來是要幹嘛的（雖然可能跟我們一樣就是耍廢）
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sat, Apr 23, 2022 4:05 PM
almond_pudding
:
orangejuice_chilumilove
: 喔喔喔喔對就是shogun!!!!!!但我認不出來是雷神直接就變宵宮XDDDD(還敢講
原來宵宮日文是yoimiya ！(筆記
橋怜
@hashirei0625
Sun, Apr 24, 2022 12:28 AM
整片到笑到翻好可愛喔你們XDDD
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sun, Apr 24, 2022 3:35 AM
almond_pudding
:
魈這個名字一開始就覺得超合，超小鳥的
(??????
我想看看將軍服的魈！！！還有讓魈穿上宵宮的衣服
（請不要再腦洞ㄌ
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Sun, Apr 24, 2022 3:37 AM
橋怜
: 英文對話不知道為什麼就特別好玩，可能是因為字彙量太少所以就都只能組簡單的句子所以對話看起來就很好笑XDDDD
魔法師的學徒
@JuneHare0619
Mon, Apr 25, 2022 4:53 AM
almond_pudding
: 居然有人畫！！！！！
下面的留言褲子好像都沒穿好wwwwwwwwww
好像跟我的心聲一樣(咳咳
載入新的回覆
可惡剛剛用英文抬槓的聊天內容太好笑可是忘記截圖ㄌ
基本上都是我一個人在胡言亂語友：”Hi”
陌生人：”Hi”
我：”ice cream is good to eat.”
我：”I hate hot tea.”
陌生人：”why? Because it’s hot?”
友：”Why you know he drinks hot tea? not coffee?”
我：”He always drink hot tea and don’t pay mora, so i am angry.”
第三局開始前，我說幹嘛不要，不用風角試試嘛，比較好玩，朋友說不然我們來打岩隊
我：”I don’t have her.” 雖然我不知道為什麼會突然要我拿宵宮
友：”I don’t have her either.”兩人抱團取暖
友：”you said you don’t have her!!!!!”
我：”ah....I thought you said...（不知道宵宮英文是什麼）”
陌生人：”sorry but. what is winter?”
我：”winter is a season after summer and fall.”
我才知道原來對方不是英文母語，所以就問對方來自哪裡
我：”I see, I come from a place I don’t know how to say,”
友：”You mean Earth? or mean solar system?”
我：”My country have many ice cream. when I wake up there is full of ice cream on the table!”
友：”You bought it？”
我：”No, I didn’t buy it. It’s Kaeya!”
我：”He made it by using his E.”
我：”When I hope to let icecream don’t melt so quickly, I will call Xinque.”
我：”And Xinque will kick on it. And the ice cream won’t melt,”
友：”I’m from Mars.”
我：”Mars！I haven’t went to Mars！What does Mars look like?”
陌生人：”desert？is ice cream desert?”
友：”No, not that desert.”
我：”No, icecream is good desert. Desert is bad desert.”
友：”Wait！I google it, it’s dessert and desert!!!!”
我：”No. Your English is perfect. I haven’t seen a Mars person talk English like you.”
我：”So, is there many turtles on Mars?”
友：”No, turtle can’t live here.”
我：”Because turtles like the sand, they always lay on the stone, with the sunshine through the cloud.”（根本不知道我自己在講什麼）
我：”Kaeya told me that.”
我：”why? He is a good person, he won’t lie to me.”
陌生人：”I have a question. Why turtle like dessert but live in the deap sea?”
我：”Zongli is a good teacher. I commented you to learn from him.”
陌生人：”learn him broken himself?”
友：”learn him without of mora?”
陌生人：”what did he learn?”
陌生人：”And his Hp get loss.”
我：”that’s right! He learn how to fall down from high place, and loss his HP!”
陌生人：”But he became stronger after that.”
我：”his body can’t handle his mental.”
我：”His soul is lonely.”
我：”He can’t saved by anyone, because he have already get rid of himself.”
陌生人：”Who is Moracus? Do you mean Morax？”
我：”oh yes! He give him the name and let him protect Liyue, so he have to fight with monsters.”
陌生人：”Why Morax give him the name xiao? “
（我只是在亂講）
陌生人：”eh? little bird?”
陌生人：”but I translate the word, it say it’s means ‘small’ “
友：”Xiao isn’t mean bird neither small!!!”
可憐的陌生人遭殃，結果直到最後我們都不知道那個陌生人申請進來是要幹嘛的（雖然可能跟我們一樣就是耍廢）原來宵宮日文是yoimiya ！(筆記
魈這個名字一開始就覺得超合，超小鳥的
我想看看將軍服的魈！！！還有讓魈穿上宵宮的衣服
下面的留言褲子好像都沒穿好wwwwwwwwww
好像跟我的心聲一樣(咳咳