[work]lmao someone just tried to tell me his copy of his ID was a legal ID. It was a super grainy photocopy with an even grainier picture.

His friend said he had a picture of his own and when I told him a pic is still a copy he said “Man, you’re a dog for following the rules!”

....thus acknowledging you’re trying to break them? Good job I guess

(Also what a weird way to say that wtf, I wonder if that was part of a sting script)

Lol, Karens. “Why can’t I pay at the pump, why do I have to come see you all of a sudden???”
“It says ‘Network error.’ No problem, we can try it in here.”
“No! I don’t want to leave my card here I have very little time!”
“You don’t have to leave your card though? You only need to give me an estimate and-“ (the Karen has stormed out, slamming the door)

I never said anything about leaving her card with me, wtf

Do gas stations even do that anymore, anywhere?

Lost her shit over a network blip, of all things

Machines sometimes fail, it happens