rp related headcanon ruminations regarding Stede and proclivities B|a
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rp related headcanon ruminations regarding Stede and proclivities B|a
rp related headcanon ruminations regarding Stede and proclivities B|a
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Namely has he ever slept with a man before
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honestly I can't really see it
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The temptation was always there of course because I don't read him as bi at all (though that's open to interpretation)
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and poor Mary their love life was... not...great
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SELF why do you want to write that fic no one wants to read it
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and not even explicitly just...exploring the concept
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I wonder how old he was when he got married B|a
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like I know he looks not much younger in the show but that's the conciet of the show
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at least nine or ten years given his daughter
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I'd say in show he got married maybe in his early 30s
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because he kept meaning to find a wife of his own but you know...never got around to it
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and his father had to make the decision for him because there is only so long you can shirk the family duty
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I think at some point when he was a younger man-- maybe late teens/early twenties his father had hired a prostitute in desperation
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Yeah I donโt think heโs slept with a man before
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yeah
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and like he didn't sleep with the prostitute but there was a lot of like very awkward fumbling and he felt bad afterward
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and with Mary it was....only a little better.
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And I can see him maybe thinking about or actually hiring a prostitute for himself that he'd be more interested in and then chickening out at the last moment
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but me being the emo sort
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I think it's feasible that Stede would think he's not much good at it
Pen Again
no I agree
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Ed on the other hand was, esp in his younger days, a bit of a slut >.>
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like when he was lonely or bored
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or just wanted to fuck around and find out
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and see what he could do
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he didn't much care if he was good or not
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but people are generally of two minds
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either Blackbeard will destroy your ass and you'll thank him for the privelege
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or he is completely non-sexual and is above such things
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but he's no longer that way really because it's boring and people are boring
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tho he railed Izzy once
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and only once
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and Izzy is too above such things to want it to happen again
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(except he wants it to happen again)
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Izzy is a screamer 
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and Ed did the do and then got up and left
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and never mentioned it again
Pen Again
lol
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tho I think when it comes down to it Ed also isn't sure how good he is
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and he wants it to be fucking great
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and he's sure Stede knows what he's doing.
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he has to right?
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Stede's a madman. he somehow just...makes things work whether he knows or not
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t r u e
Pen Again
Egg Time
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