[murder spoilers][liveblogs]

"I can't imagine this is some sort of weirdly shaped paperweight"

the experience of livereading umineko is taking wild swings at nothing while witches laugh at you until you accidentally hit them right in the face without knowing

Dr Lou,

it really cracks me up every time thinking about it that the thread got ALL THE WAY to u d r l o but couldn't Quite make the leap to "lord u"

they did eventually make that

the pieces were all there by EP3 and the whole entire method for unlocking the hidden path was laid out explicitly by EP5

but Dr. Lou is the true culprit in my heart

my absolute favorite deduction of the thread was taking 07151129 and converting it into coordinates and finding an island in the pacific that Japan occupied during WW2

then going from there to "maybe it's nazi gold"

you missed the bullseye by so far that you hit the bullseye on the next target over

god that's fucking brilliant

that was fantastic

holy shit

god

And that poster was the witch of miracles