today's main character of twitter isn't a weird asshole, it's someone who found a prefectly-inscribed golden apple to roll into the commons

Ohhhhh my God.

just an absolute masterclass of causing chaos

makes me think of Gilmore Ball Z

a podcast run by a couple where the boyfriend had to watch gilmore girls and the girlfriend had to watch DBZ and they summarized them to each other

omg

...that podcast sounds excellent