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let me tell you about my evening


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I'm playing ff14

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I need some bottoms for my swimsuit glam because the set I had was broken for months and I didn't realize it because I'm blind

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looking around for options

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I find this


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this little miniskirt looks perfect

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it's from the shisui striking set

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so, I get some friends together and go into the shisui dungeon

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there are chests throughout the dungeon, many of which may contain the shisui kohakama of striking, the one item I want

mask of pride 🌸
?


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and then, at the very end, it gives every player a random item from the dungeon's set that their class can wear and that they don't already own

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or at least that isn't in their inventory or armory chest

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so like the more shisui striking items I get, the smaller the pool for that final roll gets

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until eventually the item is guaranteed

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and that's not even counting the plenty of changes from chests

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it took me

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SEVEN RUNS

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to get the kohakama

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it LITERALLY could not have possibly taken any more than it did

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the worst physically possible luck

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and then

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jesus

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after all that slog

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I go to my inn room to put it in my glamor chest

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"another copy of the same item is already in your glamour chest"

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I already had one

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OH NO

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I put it on

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the socks are part of the skirt

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so they don't work as part of the glam

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so I ran a dungeon seven times in a row in order to get an item I already had that I didn't want

★ тяу-нαя∂уи


Echo
Oh no. D:

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ShootingXC
ah. oh.

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today has been

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a rough day all around, it sounds like

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there's nothing left in my brain

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you were already pretty brain drained by the end of raid so i can't imagine the fact that you ran shisui SEVEN TIMES to get an item you ended up not even wanting helped at all, no

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this is the caller's loincloth


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it was exactly what I want for this glam

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but only summoners can wear it

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I've got a bikini bottom now which isn't what I want for the look but I can wear it and it doesn't come with massive socks

skerple
oh nooo

oh i'm scary
when you can bear to fuck with glamours again search the marketboard for "pareo"